WELL! Um, let's all just forget everything you might have read here in the last 48 hours or so. I swear it was just a joke. I SWEAR. I mean, really, me? Having feelings for someone? Hah! Irina = 
, right guys? RIGHT?! I swear, I don't like anybody. ESPECIALLY YOU.
I mean, casual sex, woo-hoo! I'm all about the one-night stands, of course. And like, fucking people without even finding out their name. I mean, lovers are like tea bags: you use them once for a little flavor, and then you throw them out. Thats totally how I feel. Totally. I'm the queen of promiscuity. And not caring. And stuff. Yeah.
Um, in other news, I ended up marching in the Mermaid Parade with duct tape pasties and it was incredible. I went with a dear friend who I've known since third grade, and everyone was taking pictures of us because we were smokin' hot, and not just from the sun. But then the SGNY event sucked. Well, for me it did. Everyone else had a blast, and that's good; I was just stupid. I did, however, get to meet a few people; I didn't like them very much, but it was interesting to meet them, just the same. Except for
PORCELAINHEART who I adore and like hugging, and who needs to move to the Metropolitan area soon. This guy, on the other hand... he cornered me outside Ace Bar and propositioned me, so I had to get hardcore ninja on his ass. And then he looked like this: 
ANYWAYS, lastly, if you haven't already, go check out a few pictures here. And when you're done, go stroke my ego here.
, right guys? RIGHT?! I swear, I don't like anybody. ESPECIALLY YOU.
I mean, casual sex, woo-hoo! I'm all about the one-night stands, of course. And like, fucking people without even finding out their name. I mean, lovers are like tea bags: you use them once for a little flavor, and then you throw them out. Thats totally how I feel. Totally. I'm the queen of promiscuity. And not caring. And stuff. Yeah.
Um, in other news, I ended up marching in the Mermaid Parade with duct tape pasties and it was incredible. I went with a dear friend who I've known since third grade, and everyone was taking pictures of us because we were smokin' hot, and not just from the sun. But then the SGNY event sucked. Well, for me it did. Everyone else had a blast, and that's good; I was just stupid. I did, however, get to meet a few people; I didn't like them very much, but it was interesting to meet them, just the same. Except for
PORCELAINHEART who I adore and like hugging, and who needs to move to the Metropolitan area soon. This guy, on the other hand... he cornered me outside Ace Bar and propositioned me, so I had to get hardcore ninja on his ass. And then he looked like this:
ANYWAYS, lastly, if you haven't already, go check out a few pictures here. And when you're done, go stroke my ego here.
VIEW 25 of 66 COMMENTS
There is such a thing as a mermaid parade? How does one march in said parade? It sounds difficult.