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Eugene, OR

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Monday Aug 06, 2012

Aug 6, 2012
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Hey SG land!

I had the BEST DREAM EVER IN MY LIFE!!!

It started with me doing a workout training for wearing suits like samus from metroid. Then it went to me in this giant operation to save pandas on a freight train but it cut out the transmission and everyone on that team disappeared! BUT I ALREADY had that dream before! I knew that they were poachers for pandas! CHUCK NORRIS was a dealer martial arts and I had to go to a secret lair and be an assassin and take them out and had to disable their gaurd cyborgs. I beat them disabled all the cyborgs then They tried raping children and I saved them all. Then I ended up doing a campaign to get the local gangs to get along Jump to the next scene and I was on vacation with this girl and we hooked up one time. We had go to the bathroom and had to navigate labyrinth. We went to the bathroom And then I blacked out and went on a homicidal rampage. I ended up in the paych ward and I killed a bunch of old people. But the girl stayed with was with entire time. The old people tried to poison me but she saved me. I apologized for going crazy and she said she knows the feeling because she goes through the same thing. We fell in love love and this nurse said it was closing in 5 mins. We joked with her and had a serious make out session to spite her. We then offered threesome and she declined. We left and saw a jungle gym and saw the hot girl. We got naked and held hands and tried to climb the jungle gym with only our legs while having sex doing it. We did it then did it with the chick who was a champ. I had power in legs but. My woman had the flexibility. After that we laid on the top naked and made true love. Then I woke up.

BEST DREAM OF MY LIFE EVER!!! I love that dream woman for the rest of my life and will find a girl who will deal with my craziness because she's the same as me. love

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