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Check out what I just bought....

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__HP800

Can't fucking WAIT to get stoned and trip out on THAT. It's cool having my own business....I'm writing off my new lazer show as "office equipment." Fuck the IRS. I'm at the office right now (on a fucking SATURDAY) and I'm bored, but obviously dedicated. My 8:00 a.m. appointment hasn't shown up yet. It's beautiful and quiet in...
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I have been just so fucking busy right now. Sorry I haven't had much time to stop by anyone's blog. My new business is really starting to pick up. I'm advertising on yellowpages.com and in the local newspapers so far. I'm thinking about a billboard and some radio advertising soon. But that just means I'll get busier.....I never thought I'd say that time is way...
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I like myself so much better when I'm stoned. I'm not as mean.

Does anyone know if there has been a sufficient rebuttal to the philiosophical question of why one should make their bed if they're just going to get right back in it that night?? I got stuck this morning wondering if I should or not. I had the time, but it's the principle of thought that had me perplexed. I made my bed, but I want...
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Ug. What a night. Anyone seen a pint of blood laying around anywhere?

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone......I probably won't be coherent tonight so I'm giving wishes in advance. Guiness, Busmills and Chivas Regal at the ready. Cheers.

PS: A small gift for stopping by.....makes it even cooler that Drop Kick Murphys are flossing on the soundtrack.....

To have, at your disposal, the ability to use excellent manners in owe's own language is everything to me.....

Yes. happy. The Day of Patrick to you, also. And, thanks. You are a goddess my darling. Permit that the day come not that I hear never different from this.

I wrote this for my love in broken Spanish. And I don't even have one; a...
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Happy early St. Patrick's Day......I probably won't be coherent tomorrow so I'm giving wishes in advance. Guiness, Busmills and Chivas Regal at the ready. Goodnight.

PS: A small gift for stopping by.....makes it even cooler that Drop Kick Murphys are flossing on the soundtrack.....

I can't believe all the bullshit drama I allow myself to tolerate doing divorces for some of the most bitter, petty people on the planet who ultimately only want to destroy each other. Thank god for weed and cigarettes. Because, as they say, it's about coming up, and staying on top and screaming one eight seven on an motha fucking cop. Ha ha. I just...
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Yeah.........just fucking beer me.