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Dude.....get stoned and watch this. Indian people are fuckin FREAKS......



The chic in the opening scene has rack, but Indian chics are gross (TO ME) anyway, overall, WTF?????




Oooooh.... good call. This one is definitely for the stoners....

Blah. Hangover. McDonalds. Coffee. Work. Beer. Sleep. Rinse and repeat.

Hey. Wait. I've got a new complaint. Forever in debt to the fucking hatred of this fucked up, punk ass, butt-snorkelling, frivolous motion filing, piece of weak shit world. I wish I could eat it's cancer if it ever had the ability to figure out what I really mean when I say I would kill it without thinking twice. Doing divorces sucks. I am now...
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Check out this goal from Marek Malik........





Rangers kick ass.

I got so fucking hammered last night and had probably the best sex of my entire life. It was one of those 7 hour straight situations. 20 shots of vodka and god only knows how many beers later.......but I'm (and she is) still alive to tell about it. Barely. Drink and live responsibly kids, so saith the alcohol industry. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Had another great weekend with my son. His girlfriend apparently got kicked out of her parents house today for staying out too much. Their Mormons. Go figure. The fucks. Anyway, got my house all clean, went to Costco and got food for the week.....I'm ready for Monday. I have to say, though, maintaining the shaved arms and chest is a bitch. My ink looks all...
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Taking my son and his girlfriend to lunch and to see Be Kind Rewind. I'll let you know how it is.......Jack Black is a fucking pimp.

REVIEW: Let me preface this concise review by stating that I am a diehard Jack Black fan. However, this movie totally fucking sucked. Bad character development and interaction, cheesy plot line; it ended up feeling like a poorly made...
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I'm going to this art show tomorrow night where my tattoo artists's husband is displaying some photo art he took recently. That's all fine and good, but my artist will be there, too. She is pregnant and told me she doesn't want to do any tattooing until like June or July. I'm fucking FIENDING for new ink.......she's done the majority of my work and we're...
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My girlfriend broke up with me tonight. I guess the light that burns twice as bright only burns half as long....she is so fucking hot. The sex was so fantastic.....everything seemed so perfect. I have to take most of the blame for my busy and hectic schedule.....I guess I didn't factor in the time falling in love takes out of one's schedule....especially when that schedule...
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I can't believe its already fucking Thursday.....I have soooo much to do. FUCK!!!

I can't believe its already fucking Thursday......I have so much to do. FUCK!!!!