so i decided that i need to stay away from here for awhile, i put my pants on just a second ago and the first things in my head, wow im muffin topping, ill put these in my skinny jeans area, and i cant ware this shirt it dosnt match my shoes. so to fix this im going to get beer and hot wings at hooters and watch sports.
pixiestixx:
logical solution 
tahloolah:
clearly the obvious solution