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this probably should have been posted as soon as i got back from tour, but i forgot about it until now...

after spending 3 weeks only in vans and clubs, and therefore only ever breathing freeway smog and cigarette smoke, i've decided that EVERYONE WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES IS A TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT. seriously. almost all of my clothes smell like total shit, and i'm seriously...
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jeslynjames:
Quite the compliment sir, I thank you.

And I'd have to agree that smoking has to be the dumbest shit ever. I don't touch any drugs, but if I did I sure as fuck wouldn't choose one that doesn't fuck me up. All negatives + no getting high = you're a moron.
n8urboy:
Some people obviously just don't have the mental capacity to grow out of that middle school phase in which smoking means you're cool and more grown up.
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so i'm home now. not that it makes any difference to any of you fuckers.

for the record, i don't ever really want to tour again. it sucks. yeah, there was some nice weather. yeah, i saw some fun/funny things. but in all reality, it's not really travelling when you have to be in a different city every day, and be in a van for...
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cheapart:
welcome home!!!!

now get those fingers ready, son!!!!!

word up, and wu-TANG!!
happy black history month.......
cheapart:
buddy!!!!!!
so now your old lady is leaving?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
fate hates your weiner. hahahahah.
at least you get to watch your suckie shit dog, though, right?
yeah, thats lame.
but at least you're home, in cold lonely new hampshire.
you should come down to hottlanta with me for the art show next week. fuck that little dog.
word.
ARRR!!!
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hey, team... i'm in atlanta right now, at emory university. we're playing here tonight, so we're just hangin out here all day.

we just sat in on a meditation class here and it was hilarious. now i'm all relaxed and shit, even though i probably only slept like an hour since we drove 10 hours last night. wacky stuff.

so yeah. home in 3 days....
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dollfacepunk:
don't pretend like you don't miss me and my doritos...
clintron:
so I hear through the grapevine that you're back. How does it feel going from snow to warm to snow again?
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hey team, i'm in riverside, cali right now.... (that like half an hour east of LA).

aaaaand that's all. i just figured i'd let you know. now i'm goign to bed.


oh yeah and it's 75 degrees here. fuck you new hampshire. which reminds me... someone let me tattoo a huge abominable snowman on them. i'll do it for almost free.
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james:
the 31st of january or Feb?? I NEED to go!!!!!!!! and it would be nice for you to see a familiar face, so let me know...
stina:
dear ry...
i didnt clean the room yet cuz i was too tired and too many people keep coming over to distract me.. sorry frown
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word, i'm in denver right now. it is a beautiful day. and i actually managed to sell a flash set, and there's still a bunch more shops around here to go to.

so yeah. it's 2:30 and we don't have to be there until 8. so i have the rest of the day to hang out with denver.

later kiddies.

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dollfacepunk:
yeah! 10 hour boner! and doritos! so there...i take it back...i didn't really mean the doritos part...i'm sorry
cheapart:
BONERS! dude, seriously, though. i have been talking to every person who comes into the shop about ferocious furious anal armageddon. i am gonna get fired. that is awesome.
.....and im not just talikng about fingers in the butt, im hoping you go full sausage in all natural casing too. jeez, how about a little more faith in me, people.........
ARRR!!!
yeah.
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okay, so i'm in buffalo NY right now. so that means we ARE on tour. we play pittsburgh tonight and michigan tomorrow, i think. last night was hilarious... since we don't really have a singer, we made some kid in the crowd who knew all the words sing for us. it was hilarious, i think we have it on tape. and i think he's coming...
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anishka:
I am going to eat your children! MUAHAHA! kiss
stina:
i saw on teh news that its snowing in michigan.. i hope you left and are driving safely.. smile XO miss ya
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okay. this whole tour is getting more and more fucked up. we were supposed to play poughkeepsie, ny tonight. but because of the weather and some other traffic issues, we didn't end up going (the show was cancelled anyway). that wasn't to big a deal, we figured we'll just leave tomorrow considering tomorrow's show is in albany.

but NOW, ryan (the singer) has backed out...
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clintron:
and Ryan always seemed like such a nice young man...
I hope it all works out. If I'm able to get my lazy butt out of bed, perhaps I'll go see you guys upon your triumphant return to New England.
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so i was supposed to be in virginia right now. but i guess the van rental place (enterprise) fucked brian over and wouldn't let him rent a van,... supposedly because brian had no insurance and no major credit card. but when he reserved the van, he basically yelled at them "I HAVE NO INSURANCE AND NO CREDIT CARD WHATSOEVER," and they were like "yeah, that's...
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cheapart:
buddy,
hopefully that beard is in full effect. that way, youll have a very manly, warm face, while youre stuck here.
sucks about yer van dilemma. the brakes on mine failed the other day, and we all almost died. for real.
and my gloves to niceness ratio is in the red. waaaaay in the red.
no makin nature for me this week. thanks kids.
dollfacepunk:
everyone should have written in oprah for president...then we'd all have ipods
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so yeah. my flash should be done pretty soon. i kinda hate it already. but hopefully someone will actually pay for it so i can not starve on tour.

i slammed into my neighbor's bumper last night and cracked it all up. i was backing up to pull into my driveway. i am such a dumbass. all i do is ruin stuff and find ways...
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brookelynne:
I hate winter too, it's like a ghost town here.
alkaholic23:
do you have any pictures of the tattoo work you've done?
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-our computer is fucked. my sg thingy says i have a friend request, but there's no box to check and accept or anything. so i don't even who's trying to be my friend. whoever that is should leave a comment or something so i can actually answer.

-i'm gonna eat stuffed mushrooms a little while. they're baking right now. i am going on a healthy...
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stina:
I like your new pictures smile
cheapart:
hey beard buddy,
yeah, blowjob(s) are a bleak prospect sometimes.....
cucch did make some elite orange chicken style seitan....from scratch....im gonna end up needing to give HIM a blowjob, he DID do the dishes too.....haha.
you fuckers should come up here, see the new hottness dog, and get tattooed. my moustache is becoming the worst ever. im excited.