has any noticed when you click on one of your friend's profiles, and then right under their picture there's totally a link that says "end friendship?" doesn't that seem kinda harsh? and brutal? and awesome? and eventually entirely pointless and inconsequential? like it's gonna take some serious shit for me to click that button, and when i do it's gonna COUNT! i can't wait until one of you people betrays me so i can click that fucking button and then you'll see. you'll really feel my wrath then, buddy, just you wait.
anyway. i got photographed today in the semi-nude by a friend in school for phtography.. it was a little weird, because i'm pretty unphotogenic and have to be molded and twisted into attractive positions like a grotesquely oversized gumby figurine, since hotness isn't something i radiate very naturally. but i tried, and awkward and unnatural positions aside, it was fun. here's a little taste for ya (this has got to be one of the more blatantly unnatural ones... little too "cosmo" for me).
then i went to home depot, bought some stuff, came home and tried to fix my bed. i spent half the stupid day drilling holes and bolting shit together, and then it just fell apart again when i went to sit on it. looks like i'm sleeping on milk crates again tonight.
last night i tried to do some "strength training through yoga" from a video my buddy nate got me. let me tell you... that shit is HARD. and this wasn't advanced shit either. this dude was making it look like nothing on the video, holding these weird ass positions for 2 minutes straight while i can't even get into the positions in the first place. i'm gonna try harder, though. i've decided that instead of wasting all my time, i'm gonna start learning the things that i want to learn. like yoga. and sign language. and maybe french or spanish. there's no point in having a brain (or even "potential" or "talent") if you're just gonna sit aruond on the computer all day. i bet if you gave the average raccoon a pair of opposable thumbs it could easily go through my daily routine and no one would know the difference. it's time to expand myself a little. i'm still gonna update, though. and eat soy ice cream. wouldn't want to do anything without that.
anyway. i got photographed today in the semi-nude by a friend in school for phtography.. it was a little weird, because i'm pretty unphotogenic and have to be molded and twisted into attractive positions like a grotesquely oversized gumby figurine, since hotness isn't something i radiate very naturally. but i tried, and awkward and unnatural positions aside, it was fun. here's a little taste for ya (this has got to be one of the more blatantly unnatural ones... little too "cosmo" for me).
then i went to home depot, bought some stuff, came home and tried to fix my bed. i spent half the stupid day drilling holes and bolting shit together, and then it just fell apart again when i went to sit on it. looks like i'm sleeping on milk crates again tonight.
last night i tried to do some "strength training through yoga" from a video my buddy nate got me. let me tell you... that shit is HARD. and this wasn't advanced shit either. this dude was making it look like nothing on the video, holding these weird ass positions for 2 minutes straight while i can't even get into the positions in the first place. i'm gonna try harder, though. i've decided that instead of wasting all my time, i'm gonna start learning the things that i want to learn. like yoga. and sign language. and maybe french or spanish. there's no point in having a brain (or even "potential" or "talent") if you're just gonna sit aruond on the computer all day. i bet if you gave the average raccoon a pair of opposable thumbs it could easily go through my daily routine and no one would know the difference. it's time to expand myself a little. i'm still gonna update, though. and eat soy ice cream. wouldn't want to do anything without that.
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butthole.
butthole.
butthole.
i jerked off with that dumb warming lotion, and i got it in my p.a. hole, and suffice to say, it works. real well.
hot fire poker......
wordles.
p.s. butthole.
Sign langugage is awsome. Its the one language I could really learn.
And even if you feel unnatural in that pic is HOT!!
The end friendship button is awsome...I have had those same thoughts...
Good luck with the bed thing...what is wrong with it?
And the raccoon thing cracked me up!
[Edited on Feb 10, 2006 4:26PM]