incompetent

okay fine. new bloooog.

today is day 7 of my cleanse. i've decided i've had enough of this no eating horseshit... it was supposed to be 10 days, but i figured if i didn't feel particularly amazing by day 7 i'm just going off it. i feel pretty good, but not good enough to keep on not going to breakfast with friends and such. PLUS,...
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HOLY CRAP I'M GOING PLACES!

hi everyone. so i've made a lot of traveling plans for this yeas in the past week, most of them involving tattoo conventions. SO, if you live in or around any of the following places and would like to get tattooed, get in touch with me for appointments.

-April 6th, 7th, 8th.
10th Annual Forged In Ink Tattoo Extravaganza
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-i just got back from the philadelphia convention tonight, and it went well i think. except it was fucking freezing. i can't belive i actually survived on that coast for 22 years.
-after this whole convention thing, i think unfortunately i'm going to have to learn how to promote myself. it's a terrible thing and i have no interest in doing it, but apparently that's...
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okay, news.

-i am going to launch my real website within a week or so. now i'll actually look professional for once. i think ryanmason.com be be taken, so i'm thinking about have it be www.noidontwatchmiamiink.com.
-going to philly one week from today. old friends, new tattoos, good food, hopefully good times.
-busy with random projects in life.... musical, artistical and otherwise. not so busy...
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i know, i posted a blog with nothing in it. it was an accident. ease up, kids.

anyway, it's been a while. and hey, i'm appreciative to those of you who left me testimonials, but i wasn't really complaining about not having any. i was complaing about how stupid i felt that the absence of such a stupid, meaningless thing managed to find a way...
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you know, this whole testimonial thing is pretty stupid. it was fine until they changed it, and now you HAVE to see them all the time, and those of us that don't care for maintaining meaningless internet conversation(ie, me), look like e-schlubs because we don't have anyone vouching for us. what's worse is that for all my awareness of retarded passive internet communication, for all...
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back in portland, yay!

this new hampshire visit was actually the best i've taken. i managed to see pretty much everybody i like in the whole northeast, including the ever-reclusive cheapart. and steph and stobbs and moo and stina and the usuals. i also met and briefly hung out with Gracy, who is a very pleasant human.

aaaand on top of finishing some...
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going to nh tomorrow. blaaargh.

i did some fun stuff this week. there would have been more, except for a few people not knowing what the fuck an appointment is. seriously, for the record... if any of you people ever make a tattoo appointment, you should probably know that you're expected to SHOW THE FUCK UP for it. it's not that hard. tattoo appointment no-shows...
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HEY NEW HAMPSHIRE/ EAST COASTERS.

pardon the reiteration...i know i've said this before, but it's coming up soon.

i'm going to be in NH in a week... dec 10th-17th. i'll be tattooing at hobo's tattoo shop in portsmouth. it will be my last trip to new hampshire, so if you want to get tattooed you have to get in touch with me NOW to set...
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