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Well, yes, but Im afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now Im afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Arrested Development premiere monday night at 7 MST!!!!

all finished up now just to keep up every other day or so, I feel for women who have to keep up this everyday at least as a guy i can skip a day or 2 now and then and its not abnormal

met a sweet girl that makes me hot but i was off my game and blew the chance now i'm and i...
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day one of the yearly full body shave is complete. I should stick with it year round so I dont have to suffer through 4 days of shaving to get hair free.

I've finally decided the steed for this season:

Blur - XTR DB Kit

runs about 5k so in another few hundred i'll get to pick this baby up for some serious abuse. The...
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It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
It's just a place that feels right with him
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

There's a shyness found...
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men fucking disgust me in every way shape and form

holy matzo balls, I haven't updated here in forever...it's now 2005 and boredom has struck me so here I am...as if you care. I've got hair dye on my noggin at the moment (boring black blehh...not so original but practical) Besides that it's not like my hair can leave the the conformity zone of color where I work at the moment. Which means either black,red,caca...
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I know I don't give enough "props" to my husband for putting up with me. (Anyone who can for more than 5 consecutive minutes deserves an award). I want everybody to know that despite the many arguments and power struggles my husband and I have he is probably the most understanding,strong,patient,loving,funny retarded person I have ever met. He has been through a lot with me...
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ahhh I was watching fight club again for about the 50th time....I haven't seen it in forever though, I love that movie... so many interesting insights in that film. It makes me wonder if such a thing were socially acceptable and legal would people really feel a true sense of enlightenment and be free from stress and needing so much in life? I know that...
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ahhh I feel like such a beaner today. I keep on bumping into shit ( not a product of insobriety,just my natural clumsiness). Still no luck finding a new job I did apply for some medical billing shit on Saturday but we'll see on that. There really isn't anything too promising right now unless you want to work in fast food or some lame department...
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you know that old Agent Orange song bloodstains?? I can't get it out of my head...at least it's not the song I had stuck in my head the other day (99 problems by Jay-Z) shit...I heard it on the radio in my car when I got it back from being fixed (By the way it looks good as new again Yay!!) and I couldn't get...
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okay so I'm still alive just haven't been online in forever...I took my new car into the freakin body shop today to be repaired because I hit a deer!! I would like to think of myself as not being like the typical female driver...but after that incident I'm not so sure. Granted it was late at night and I was tired as hell from work...
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So I just got home from a jog thingy with my dog and out of nowhere thoughts of Brini Maxwell enter my mind. I am perplexed as to whether it's a male or female or both...others insist she/he is pure male just dressed up in drag but I'm not sure. Either way, Brini has nifty style just like Eva Gabor and can throw a smart...
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