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Crappy week so far. I've spent way too much money on crap, and then last night some drunk whore backed into my brand new car in the parking lot of the bar after closing time. Fortunately there were witnesses that kept her from leaving, and I got all her insurance information and they are going to pay for the damage. She's fucking lucky I'm a...
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I'm craving sushi so bad it's ricockulous.

I wish there was a way I could finagle some tickets to the sold out show tonight of Greenday and Jimmy Eat World.

Time to kick rocks.

Sooo....Tired.....

So I've been on a vegan diet for the last week. It's been soooo hard. I just went cold turkey. I hadn't even been vegetarian before the decision to go vegan, so it's a huge adjustment. It wasn't a moral decision, it was for my health. My body has been hating me lately. I've been eating nothing but fast food for months and it's been...
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Working a double.

See you in 19 hours.

Business is finally starting to pick up. It's been so dead all summer.

Also in the news, Brittney Spears gave birth to a baby boy this afternoon in Santa Monica. It's unconfirmed whether the baby had hooves and hornes.

Vegas was unforgiving. I lost even more this time than the last time. The cool part was passing Mary on the street. She's even more beautiful in person.

An exchange heard earlier this evening while I was working at the bar:

Native American customer: (extremely intoxicated) Hey, give me one of those cigarettes you have there.

Girl: Give me at least a quarter for one. Cigarettes aren't cheap.

Native American customer: I gave you my land, and you can't give me a cigarette?

Girl: I'm pretty sure you didn't give me shit, Bums...
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