Well, the Angel finale was extremely disappointing. It was a Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid type thing in the end, except not even half as cool. Do they make it? Do they get slaughtered? I was so disappointed it would go out like that, I don't even care what happened to everyone. Whatever.
At least now my Wednesday nights are free to watch The OC.
So this is funny. For the last month or so, my mom has been all stressed out because the surgical facility she manages has been preparing for some sort of special state certification, and she's been tearing her hair out making sure every last detail is in excess of compliance for when the state inspectors come. So yesterday the facility was inspected and passed, and as a thank-you-job-well-done type gift, my mom's boss gave her botox injections. Okay so maybe it's not as funny to you guys as it was to my brother and me, but trust me- last night, my mom sitting there all sad and crying while watching the last episode of Angel, but not able to make an intelligible expression on account of her face having been willingly injected full of poison was pretty fucking hilarious.
And now, a list of the things that make me swoon over the new boy:
-he sneaks up behind me just to put his hands on my hips and smell my hair
-how warm it feels to lean into him
-when I ask him for a cigarette, if he's out he runs next door and buys me a whole pack even though I don't really smoke
-he takes me out back of the bar for "private conversations"
-he ends each call with "I hope I see you again really soon."
And it only took two years knowing eachother for us both to be single......
At least now my Wednesday nights are free to watch The OC.
So this is funny. For the last month or so, my mom has been all stressed out because the surgical facility she manages has been preparing for some sort of special state certification, and she's been tearing her hair out making sure every last detail is in excess of compliance for when the state inspectors come. So yesterday the facility was inspected and passed, and as a thank-you-job-well-done type gift, my mom's boss gave her botox injections. Okay so maybe it's not as funny to you guys as it was to my brother and me, but trust me- last night, my mom sitting there all sad and crying while watching the last episode of Angel, but not able to make an intelligible expression on account of her face having been willingly injected full of poison was pretty fucking hilarious.
And now, a list of the things that make me swoon over the new boy:
-he sneaks up behind me just to put his hands on my hips and smell my hair
-how warm it feels to lean into him
-when I ask him for a cigarette, if he's out he runs next door and buys me a whole pack even though I don't really smoke
-he takes me out back of the bar for "private conversations"
-he ends each call with "I hope I see you again really soon."
And it only took two years knowing eachother for us both to be single......
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mothra:
Good for you. And the OC is over so you have wednesdays to watch American Idol now.
mothra:
... and where were you last night. I showed up for a beer at 9 and you were nowhere to be found. I guess I should have called first.