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Happy Friday Thank Christ the week went by quick. I'm pretty stoked for the weekend. Saturday night we are going to Fat Tuesday's in Tempe, and I'm acutally looking forward to it. Not for the charming enviornment of drunken frat boys, but because one of Matty's friends works there and is going to be hooking up free booze. So then we can get drunk and *harass* the frat boys. I love that stuff. I actually have a pretty cool story about fucking with frat boys at that Fat Tuesday's.

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A couple of years ago, I was walking by the patio at that Fat Tuesday's in the middle of the afternoon, and a group of obviously inebriated morons were sitting outside, beligerantly objectifying any woman that passed by, myself included. So as I passed and was bombarded with calls of, "Nice tits!" or somethng of the like, I cooley rounded the corner to the Coffee Plantation kiosk and purchased a piping hot latte. I rounded the corner back to Fat Tuesday's, stepped up to the gate, and seductively signaled for the Alpha-frat boy to approach. Just as he did, I asked, "Are your dicks as small as you are drunk and stupid?" And splashed the hot beverage all over his chest. Even the security guard who caught the whole thing gave me props. It was a very satisfying moment.

Anyway, have a great weekend!