I had a dream last night I won the lottery and quit my job. Then I became really sad because I woke up and realized it was just a dream. Then I slept really crappy the rest of the night. I need to win the lottery. Badly.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
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In other news, my coworkers are teasing me. I thought you guys would appreciate this. There is this one girl here in my department that always calls me J.Lo. Mostly because I have the same ass, and once made the mistake of telling her I wear J.Lo's perfume, and when yesterday I came back from Thanksgiving vacation wearing this big pink ring she started laying it on pretty thick. So today I come back from lunch to find that my cabinet was covered with pictures of Jennifer Lopez. What a bunch of bitches.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
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In other news, my coworkers are teasing me. I thought you guys would appreciate this. There is this one girl here in my department that always calls me J.Lo. Mostly because I have the same ass, and once made the mistake of telling her I wear J.Lo's perfume, and when yesterday I came back from Thanksgiving vacation wearing this big pink ring she started laying it on pretty thick. So today I come back from lunch to find that my cabinet was covered with pictures of Jennifer Lopez. What a bunch of bitches.
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i'm taking the rest of the week off. fuck this!
i just took out my last :menstruation: yesterday. phew!