imonfire

i am anxiously awaiting the end of this year. been the worst year ever. the only thing that seems to fit into the positive category is joining this site. but this year is almost over and i plan on having a much better '05. survived the holidays with cuts and bruises. anybody else get the sensation that your family exists solely to suck the vitality...
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i think i need to shave. badly. i grew in a mustache so people would quit telling me i look like bam margera (who i dont resemble in the fuckin least) but with a stache and goatee plus the dark hair people start saying i look like a different celeb. im not saying who b/c some people might say im just glorifying myself even though...
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i am almost empty after these damn pictures. i dont know what happened but after an hour and a half of editing i was able to get them up. and i assure you all that no harm came to the kitten, Bilbo the Conqueror.
the kitten actually chased me as i was rolling down a hill in that wheelchair (WheelyDan) and clawed its way up...
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i am going to see my brother today. he has a scanner and i shall be using it too place photographs upon the net. beware of what you are about to behold!

never ever ever drink the lion's share of a thirty pack of busch light then have to drive your friend to the airport at six thirty in the fucking morning. i hate dfw airport enough as it is but when you have not had the chance to sober up even a little bit and it is that early bad things are on the menu. i...
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validating. you know when you park in the city in those garages and you get someone to validate you rticket so you do not have to pay. what if there was someone who could validate your life? you just walk up to them and say "hey, what the hell am i doing here?" and they put a little sticker on your ticket or forehead or...
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thank god the drinking has stopped. which must mean school is out. and i have this weird pat benatar thing going right now. all sorts of pat benatar songs running through my head and simply put driving me fucking insane. do not get me wrong. i like pat benatar. that nice lady has one hell of a set of pipes. it is just that too...
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i watched hedwig again last night and every time i am just not high enough to fully grasp the meaning behind that movie. i know something is there but i have not got the foggiest clue and frankly i am puzzled. then i got on this crazy meaning thing and started thinking. then i decided to post this and then started thinking about why i...
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man i have got this picture but i can not get it up onto this fucking site. can not get it at all. weird picture too. hasselhoff versus selleck, the whole mitch versus magnum kind of thing. fucking weird.