imaxtoy

List the many ways chocolate's better than sex:

I can have chocolate at work.
I can have chocolate in public.
I had chocolate when I was a minor.
I can have chocolate with several people... at the same time.
I've had chocolate in church...
Friends with chocolate... Mmmm
Chocolate while driving is so much safer.
Don't need protection to have chocolate.
Having chocolate with strangers leads to new friendships.
I won't get arrested for buying chocolate.
No one judges you on your chocolate preference.
For guys, they can have multiple chocolate... candies.
You can have chocolate with other people of other ethnicity, gender, religion, and cultural background and your parents wouldn't say a thing about it.
I can have chocolate all day long without breaking a sweat.
I can have hot or cold chocolate and still enjoy it.
You can be addicted to chocolate, but tell someone you're addicted to sex and you find yourself in room full of strangers, "Hi, my name is ... and I'm an addict."
It's not taboo to have chocolate with friends, family, your teacher, your pastor, your coach, your boss, the president on his desk, while you have a GF/BF/spouse, etc.
I can have chocolate while cooking, but that'll spoil my appetite.
You wouldn't be considered sleazy if you had chocolate with everyone at work, at the bar, and all your friends.
I wonder how having chocolate while skydiving or bungee jumping feels like...

Oh, did you know chocolate creates the same reaction in your brain as if you were having sex?