I'm sick again. This is getting ridiculous.
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Man, I've been a raging asshole lately. My fuse is like, nonexistent. Very peculiar.
My man is moving into his own apartment today. Big excitement. Aside from the fact that he's moving into a building that I've dreamed of living in for over a year now (but it was a bit too pricey), it's gonna mean some big changes.
For starters, it means that I will have to learn to share. I'm not good at sharing. I tend to...
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For starters, it means that I will have to learn to share. I'm not good at sharing. I tend to...
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The wisdom of the ancients:
Surely it is an excellent plan, when you are seated before delicacies and choice foods, to impress upon your imagination that this is the dead body of a fish, that the dead body of a bird or pig; (...) and in matters of sex intercourse, that it is the attrition of an entrail and the convulsive expulsion of mere mucus....
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Surely it is an excellent plan, when you are seated before delicacies and choice foods, to impress upon your imagination that this is the dead body of a fish, that the dead body of a bird or pig; (...) and in matters of sex intercourse, that it is the attrition of an entrail and the convulsive expulsion of mere mucus....
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al:
Sometimes I think of things that way, but then I always end up telling myself "aw, fuck it, " and digging in.
maximillian:
"Marcus, stop talking about mucus; you're ruining the mood again."
You know what makes Valentine's Day lame? Everyone being all retarded over it, and insisting on being "too cool" for "sappy Hallmark holidays". Fuck that noise. Jesus Christ, it's an excuse to go out for a nice dinner, drink a bottle of wine or something, and have sex - what in the fuck is wrong with that? It's a good time for both of you....
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velocity:
That is my opinion exactly, and not just because I'm in the "nice meal, bottle of wine and then getting some" camp.
As far as I can reckon, it seems that since I lost my virginity (over 8 years ago), the longest I've gone without sex has been at most, maybe 3 months. This seems somewhat striking.
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velocity:
I read about them in Saveur Magazine about three weeks ago, but was unable to find them anywhere until just this week. I gather they're pretty new. I ended up getting them at Whole Foods. Keep looking, they're totally worth it.
jade:
Hey, did you ever get your second gift? Some stuff I mailed myself from France still isn't here after three weeks, so I'm afraid of what's happening to all this international mail.
Beastly ill.
remusisdying:
ugh, im sorry to hear that. hope you feel better soon.
I hate February.
maximillian:
It happens. I've been ready for it since his sister died, years ago - it's the rest of my family that's having a hard time. My dad especially, he's a big softie.
It's that time again! State of the Union address, and that means... presidential bingo!
Here's how it works. You get a shitload of friends. Everybody makes a bingo card. Instead of a number for each square, you put a word. Every time the Supreme Leader utters said word, you put something over the square. Whenever someone gets a bingo, they clear their board and everybody...
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Here's how it works. You get a shitload of friends. Everybody makes a bingo card. Instead of a number for each square, you put a word. Every time the Supreme Leader utters said word, you put something over the square. Whenever someone gets a bingo, they clear their board and everybody...
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ginny:
The three of us wanted to create a drinking game during the last debate before our latest election. You take a shot every time Steven Harper mentions "the scandal", Paul Martin reminds us he was the finance minister, and Jack Layton says "third choice" or "alternative". Great fun.
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[Edited on Feb 01, 2006 3:46PM]
remusisdying:
yeah, its never great, but sometimes really are worse than others.
youre letter is in process and should be out this weekend.
youre letter is in process and should be out this weekend.
So tommorrow will be the first day that I really, for real, have to teach. Like, me, alone with my students, teaching them stuff.
I am so fucking scared, you have no idea. The fact that one of my students apparently works as a substitute teacher doesn't help. Keep your fingers crossed for me, please. Or, if you have a car, nip by and run...
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I am so fucking scared, you have no idea. The fact that one of my students apparently works as a substitute teacher doesn't help. Keep your fingers crossed for me, please. Or, if you have a car, nip by and run...
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adalynn:
thanks for your comment on my set...xoxo
menotyou:
Ok...advice. Assert your dominance. Do something really fucking scary on the first day to put them on their defensive. It's hard to be scared of something that is terrified of you. Perhaps a baseball bat with nails driven through it? Or maybe you could pick someone at random in the first ten minutes and fail them for the entire course. Savage beatings would probably work fairly well too.
i have some sad news though, good little sheldon (the car you loved to drive) is dead.... the insurance claims guy decided it was totalled the day after my birthday.