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Thursday Jun 02, 2005

Jun 2, 2005
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Today the UPS man came with a big box. Inside was a big blue bag with a big green ribbon tied around in. Inside the blue bag was a big black box. And inside the big black box was a little silver computer.
Oh yes!

I fucking love widgets.
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scylla:
Ah, yes, 'the other woman'. She & I are actually going to be living together next semester -- I almost relish the thought of his being that much more crippled with awkwardness. And now, of course, I'm just waiting for the day when I can tell his current paramour a long history.

The worst part is that she went on medical leave for 3 semester, and when she came back, he barely acknowledged her. Only after she told me about their weird and awkward history (after I'd broken up with him) did all of our mutual friends confirm exactly what had gone down. It doesn't help that both myself & his current girlfriend easily could have been replacements for her.

But I suppose it makes sense. There are certain personality traits we all share that certain men can recognize... and completely fuck up. Eh.

I'm so fucking full of sushi right now. I want to die reeking vaguely of nori. YUM!
Jun 3, 2005
esme:
Wow! She speaks smile . Yeah, I think we would have been much better off finding a nice big plank, about three feet wide and just over twice as long as the gap between the porch railings and turning it into a very primitive converyor belt...but that's just me. We had fun, anyway...
Jun 3, 2005

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