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Monday Apr 25, 2005

Apr 25, 2005
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Handing in a paper feels pretty effin good.
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al:
Dude, yeah it does.

Funny thing, your comment. I was watching all those Driver movies on my computer, giving myself a giant Clive Owens boner, when I thought, "damn, is Closer out on video yet?" As soon as I thought that I got up and went to the video store and on the way I weirdly ran into dunx and ktkate walking the beagle (okay, sorry, I'm like that guy telling a story who's hogging the mirror when all you want is your line and he has to go and tell you like 5 side stories... but do you at ALL remember the time senior year when we were trying to plan something {fuck if I remember what} and we were blitzing each other and I said something like, "yeah, dunx will be right out but first he has to walk the 'bealge.'" and you were like, "is that like spanking the monkey?" and I said, "no, it's more like spanking the 'mokney'"... anyway...) in an odd place that I didn't expect to see them walking her, like, not at all near the dog park and I think we were all like, "uh... what are YOU doing here?" "I'm going to the video store." "what for?" "I want to rent movies with Clive Owens." "You suck. Bye." But we actually did talk some after that.

*to self*

Great story, Hansel.

Fuck.

Just ignore me. I haven't eaten or slept much in the past couple days.

Speaking of not sleeping, last night, in an attempt to get to sleep, I got really stoned, which was funny in itself (think about dunx stoned) and then watched the first 20 minutes of War of the Worlds. Man, was that awesome. But anyway, I went home and went to bed after that but I only slept for maybe 2 hours at the most before waking up and lying in bed until the sun came up, unable to get back to sleep, even with the help of nyquil and too many sleeping pills. BUT! During this 2 hour period when I was asleep I had The Most Awesome Sex Dream about this Really Hot girl who was Really Good in bed. She had short hair and was really skinny and dykey, and wanted to do me a lot. It was so rad. I hope I get to have another dream like that tonight if I only sleep for 3 hours again.

Great story, Hansel.
Apr 25, 2005
tiamat:
i love that feeling. i used to celebrate with going to the strippers. but i am a perv so...
Apr 26, 2005

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