imagoldfish

Hey kids, wanna turn your shower into instant slip 'n' slide? Here's what you do:

1. Decide you want your bathtub to be sparkling white.
2. Decide that laundry detergent will make it so.
3. Liberally sprinkle Tide, or some such product, into the bathtub.
4. Carry on with life, forgetting about the detergent entirely.
5. Wake up groggy and stupid after a night of moderate-heavy drinking (this is key).
6. Turn on the shower and step in. Whee!