Yeah, so it's unfortunate, but I don't think I'll become a dog owner anytime soon. It's not that it's too much work, or that I don't love dogs, no no, the simple fact is this: I don't pick up shit for nobody. So until I am rich enough to hire a servant to trot behind my pet and I with a pooper scooper, or I move out to the country somewhere where it doesn't matter (heh heh - fat chance), I will remain dogless.
Also, it's made me realize that people like me shouldn't be dog owners. Because I really have no use for obedient dogs - I like large, unruly, arrogant dogs with a mind of their own (sort of how I like my men, actually). Case in point, my beloved dearly departed pet, who spread terror wherever he went, even though he only bit family. You certainly couldn't leave him at home alone to be dogsat for the weekend, no siree. That dog had some fucking cojones - strictly metaphorically, alas. Dogs that do whatever you tell them to and are friendly to everyone are just kinda dull, honestly. So given such an attitude toward domestic pets, me owning a rottweiler or great dane could be contrued as menacing to society.
Anyways, I need to go pull a fucking miracle out of my ass. School is hard, especially when you put things off for WAY too long.
Also, it's made me realize that people like me shouldn't be dog owners. Because I really have no use for obedient dogs - I like large, unruly, arrogant dogs with a mind of their own (sort of how I like my men, actually). Case in point, my beloved dearly departed pet, who spread terror wherever he went, even though he only bit family. You certainly couldn't leave him at home alone to be dogsat for the weekend, no siree. That dog had some fucking cojones - strictly metaphorically, alas. Dogs that do whatever you tell them to and are friendly to everyone are just kinda dull, honestly. So given such an attitude toward domestic pets, me owning a rottweiler or great dane could be contrued as menacing to society.
Anyways, I need to go pull a fucking miracle out of my ass. School is hard, especially when you put things off for WAY too long.
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pinkisux:
yeah everything is fine. i have a swollen lymph node but doctor had to make sure it was just that and wasn't anything serious. but for some reason, it just sets the mood for the whole week. oh yes, i put something in the mail for you today 
fatality:
Thank you so, so much for taking the time to explain your reaction to the set. It was very clear and undeniably helpful in providing an outside perspective on the pictures. I agree with a lot of what you said. Thanks again, and (if I shoot again) I'll definitely try to incorporate your suggestions.