Goddamnit! Lucero's show was yesterday. For some reason, I was convinced it was tommorrow. I've been looking forward to it for at least a month, and I fucking missed it. Goddamn it. I suck.
However, I seem to be on an upswing. Talking to my favoritest person seems to do that. We are adorable, I'm sure. And in 10 days, we're gonna be... um, more adorable, but with less clothes. And you don't get to watch. Oh man, I can hardly wait.
In other news, I went to a surprisingly entertaining party, where I was hit on by an incredibly lame guy for like, an hour and a half. After I had made it clear that I was off the market. Homeboy spent 20 minutes explaining how I ought to take care of my potted plants, and telling me how he's not going to vote, just to make a statement. He was lucky that I was at that state where you're neither drunk enough nor sober enough to brawl, but in that silly in between state where you just tell people that they're morons. He then tried hitting on me by telling me how smart I am for voting. Wtf? Some people just don't get it when you say "Dude, you're a fucking idiot." I really don't think I could have been much more clear.
It's hard, being so attractive.
10 DAYS!!!
However, I seem to be on an upswing. Talking to my favoritest person seems to do that. We are adorable, I'm sure. And in 10 days, we're gonna be... um, more adorable, but with less clothes. And you don't get to watch. Oh man, I can hardly wait.
In other news, I went to a surprisingly entertaining party, where I was hit on by an incredibly lame guy for like, an hour and a half. After I had made it clear that I was off the market. Homeboy spent 20 minutes explaining how I ought to take care of my potted plants, and telling me how he's not going to vote, just to make a statement. He was lucky that I was at that state where you're neither drunk enough nor sober enough to brawl, but in that silly in between state where you just tell people that they're morons. He then tried hitting on me by telling me how smart I am for voting. Wtf? Some people just don't get it when you say "Dude, you're a fucking idiot." I really don't think I could have been much more clear.
It's hard, being so attractive.
10 DAYS!!!
Sorry about lucero's show. That sucks. ALTHOUGH, I'm getting to see Social Distortion the day before my birthday right here in PDX! It's gonna rock so hard. You should come.
In talking to Al recently, I've become aware of a new job market you might be interested in hearing of: I'm just gonna hang out with cute girls and beat the christ out of shitty guys that hit on them like Magicians or Lame guys (no pun intended on your boyfriend's screen name), and leave them alone when awesomer guys are around. Inquire by phone for resume.
And yeah, I'm glad you called then, cause I woulda started crying. Because I couldn't reach through the phone and choke her if for no other reason...