ok, i'm definitely not allowed to spend 2 hours on this site right before bed. I had the wierdest dream last night, about Katie and Snow, they had rivalling law firms and were trying to kill each other. Very bizarre. Half tempted to post a message to each of them telling them about it, but I dunno, it seems like a pretty lame thing to do. Then again, it's not like most of the posts they get are really scintillating conversation. Hmmm.
Anyways. So rather than getting up early and writing my goddamn paper as planned, I stayed awake until 6 am and slept in until noon. Argh.
How about a Texas joke?
So this guy is planning on going to visit Texas, right, and everyone is like Dude, everything is big in Texas. And he's like, yeah, ok whatever.
So he gets to Texas, goes a pretty big small town, asks where the nearest bar is, and is directed to this palace of a building. He's like, Damn that place is big! And the person who led him there reminds him, Son, everything is big in Texas. So he walks in to the bar, orders a beer, and gets this ridiculously large drink. And he's like, Holy Shit! This is the biggest beer I've ever seen! And the bartender is like, Dude, everything is big in Texas!
So after 4 of these monster beers, he decides he needs to pee. So he asks the bartender where to go, and the bartender points, says Go down the hall, take the first right. So the guy heads down the hall, and takes the first left. He stumbles into the first door he sees and falls into a swimming pool. He splashes around for a second, confused, then suddenly gives a jolt annd starts screaming DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!!!
now it's your turn...
Anyways. So rather than getting up early and writing my goddamn paper as planned, I stayed awake until 6 am and slept in until noon. Argh.
How about a Texas joke?
So this guy is planning on going to visit Texas, right, and everyone is like Dude, everything is big in Texas. And he's like, yeah, ok whatever.
So he gets to Texas, goes a pretty big small town, asks where the nearest bar is, and is directed to this palace of a building. He's like, Damn that place is big! And the person who led him there reminds him, Son, everything is big in Texas. So he walks in to the bar, orders a beer, and gets this ridiculously large drink. And he's like, Holy Shit! This is the biggest beer I've ever seen! And the bartender is like, Dude, everything is big in Texas!
So after 4 of these monster beers, he decides he needs to pee. So he asks the bartender where to go, and the bartender points, says Go down the hall, take the first right. So the guy heads down the hall, and takes the first left. He stumbles into the first door he sees and falls into a swimming pool. He splashes around for a second, confused, then suddenly gives a jolt annd starts screaming DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!!!
now it's your turn...
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germany:
oh my god. are you my long lost sister of distress. i'm in the exact same situation. i don't ever know if i'm just bored and looking at other interesting people or if it's a subconsious way to say get the fuck out, i'm wasting my time. i feel a support group is def in order, at least for us 2
maximillian:
I'm tempted to add him as a friend, just to make it look like I'm less antisocial.