imagoldfish

Man, the suicide girls sure know how to burlesque. though i have to say, the best part of the show was probably when me and Al were humping each others' legs. so hot.

this is something you can do.

living for thesis, leave a message.

Oh man, it's like, the coolest thing ever when it's 4 am, and you just finished your paper for class tommorrow, and all of a sudden, you realize you're WRONG. Well, not entirely, some of the arguments still apply, but the thesis statement is way off. So you go back, fix things up, make the paper way more complex (and garbled), and come up with......
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yeah, i know this is random, but holy fuck, tia carrere is hot.

boy, writing papers is so much fun!

i really hate talking on the phone. even to awesome people, i just hate phones. they make me all self conscious and wierded out. blech.

Plastic is awesome, and so is MST3K.

i've decided, after some thought, that i *really* like the new Quizno's commercial. You know, the one with the sock puppet with wonky eyes and the creepy aphex twin sounding song about bringing in a coupon for $1.00 off? yeah, i decided that it's fucking awesome. still have no interest in ever going to quizno's, but you know, whatever.

man, offers coming in all over...
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blaaaaaaargh.

still on cloud nine, but meanwhile, this is quite an amusing review of the sg burlesque tour. my favorite part:

well, color my ass nave, because I had no fucking clue these fat biker dudes with mustaches and cross-bar eyeglasses looked at the same porn I did. When one of these monsters treats you like his brethren and surreptitiously intones "Maaaan, I can't wait for...
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you know that the movie you're watching is really bad when the best scenes involve the main characters getting injured. come to think of it though, someone getting a 10 pound ashtray frisbeed into their head is almost always funny.

oh, and HOLY SHIT, I GOT INTO UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO! AAAAAH!

wow, sunshine really thwors off.
ok, that is an awesome type, reminds me of engrish.com - it stays. yup, i criticize other people for being morons and spelling badly. AT LEAST I NOTICE WHEN I FUCK UP. Even if i don't fix it. THWOR. heh heh.

yeah, sunshine. woah. starting your morning by trying to cram a fistful of cold spaghetti into a ziplock bag...
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