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"Matt, if you don't fuck her, I'm going to kill myself"

Folks, The Girl Next Door is definitely the feel-good movie of the year.

remusisdying:
i think i will feel good watching it.
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ok, so today has been a fascinating day, mentally. it's amazing how sometimes, you're doing 10 different things, but they all seem to pool together into a common theme which has interesting contradictions and implications for your general approach to life.
So today I
-watched doctors remove a pre-cancerous mole from my mother's back, and stitch it up. This led me to once again reflect...
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remusisdying:
im in a really similar boat, though i havent had much time to think about everything. the fact that you were able to write out the individual threads makes me realize that i really should just chill today and write to you and just kind of think. that, and orientation is over, so i can actually do that now. awesomeness.
twwly:
It's not a change in eye colour (I wish), just the top picture is darker and more contrasty than the bottom.
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Yeah, so life is sort of lonely and boring at the moment. I dunno.
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signalnoise:
just thought i'd say hi. i was poking around the 'college' group, and i saw you were starting a phd program at the u of c in the fall. i'll be a 2nd year in the poli sci phd program at chicago this fall. so i thought i would say hi, and wish you a good start on your fall quarter smile
remusisdying:
so yeah, i will never have sex again, and its so awesome. SO awesome. i think thats what i do now, i write 'SO' to make up for the fact that im really just not worth all the effort it takes to live. SO true. honestly.
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the world is my oyster, the road is my home... i really enjoy driving long distances by myself, more so even than driving with other people. generally, i prefer being in transit alone, regardless of the medium, i think. probably because that's how i usually do it, so i've sort of got it down, but i also really enjoy having some quiet time to myself...
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atxjim:
Thanks for the finger crossing!!!
Take care and enjoy the road....
I usually have a better time driving long distances alone, as well....
Have fun!!!
plastic:
I was the one who explained Mulholland Drive to you.

Get on IM soon. I want to talk to you.
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boston is neato, but then again, i seem to be drunk most of the time, so i'm not sure. yesterday we wandered around with his roommate and his friend (both pretty cool kids) and went to the top of a really big building. you were supposed to pay admission, but his roommate said he didn't want to, and we got in for free. pretty awesome....
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tiamat:
i love drunk bowling!
dunx:
i wish i was there, too.
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on the road again
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dunx:
Oh wait, that's not what you said is it.
dunx:
TOWEL SHOPPING?!

I thought he was straight. I mean, he acts at least somewhat Cool and Tough.
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Well, apparently none of you love me enough to buy me an account. you fuckers. so i was going to spend my 20 bucks on something cool, like, um... cool stuff, but then i saw Scopitone's comment in somelameo's journal and realized that somebody misses me. heh heh. anyways. italy was fucking awesome, and if someone can tell me how to reduce kB...
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jayenh:
When exactly were you begging for an account? (Well I am probably only out of my lurking phase briefly but you never know.)

Surely someone has a copy of Photoshop LE/Elements lying around for you. Comes with scanners, printers, cameras, blah blah, essentially free. If not, then *ahem* let me *harumph* *cough* I might have one *hrmph*.
dunx:
Thanks for the postcard! Made my afternoon.
Um, you can just send the topless pictures to my email if you don't wanna post 'em here. Lot of weirdos round here...
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If you can read this, I'm in Italy.
Ciao, baby!
(yeah)
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atxjim:
Have Fun!!!!!!!
tiamat:
really? what? and you didn't take me w/ u?

wink biggrin
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Just got back from seeing Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Well, it's not Zoolander, despite the similar cast, but it's actually quite entertaining. I definitely laughed out loud repeatedly (though not as often as the guy in front of me, holy crap), even, at times, almost to the point of wetting myself. It's kinda hit or miss with a lot of the jokes, but the...
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remusisdying:
dude, im not even gay or bi, and i have an attraction to vince vaughn.
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Today started out quite well, because I had grits for breakfast, and if you start your day out with grits, you're bound to have a pretty good day. It really was a lovely breakfast. I took myself to Linda's Cafe. Linda's is kind of a dive, but without alcohol. It's a tiny place, kind of like Lupita's Tacos on 82nd in Portland, but not Mexican....
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dunx:
In my opinion, people warm up to you (one, not just you in particular) when you order eat grits cause they assume that you just might have some Southern in you. And if you don't, you know, i can ...nevermind.
I miss you too. And I miss you at breakfast.
rickroyal:
See, I don't think I could possibly go to a place that served grits without launching into that scene from My Cousin Vinny. But then I have zero Southerner in me.

What's on my face in the bukkake picture? Why, thick gobs of gooey man chowder, of course. Ahem. Actually it's an oatmeal mask. A few years ago, the Italian Girl wanted to try an oatmeal mask (as she'd been told it'd make her skin softer), but was afeared of it causing her to break out. So she put it on me and took a picture. I didn't have the heart to tell her that whether or not it caused me to break out wouldn't help her any.

Actually, after thinking about it, I realized that I did play pool two year ago but did so in RI.
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$2.88 a pack?!? Why don't they just fucking give them away?

CAN I GET A FUCKING BREAK OR WHAT?

mistakesmade:
Just wanted to say hi and thanks for posting in my SG Hopefuls set! The support and advice from everyone was great so hopefully my next set will make it!! Thanks again!! xoxox
kiss
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I have looked all over the place but you have got my favorite face
your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass and your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare wet ass

'Coz you're a human supernova a solar superman you're an angel with wings of fire a flying giant friction blast

you walk in clouds of glitter and the sun reflects your eyes...
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dunx:
Heh, funny you should say that, I was downloading just a day or two ago some movie labeled as something completely benign. Turned out to be horse porn. I was pissed.
scopitone6248:
You should write a book titled "How To Get Laid At Cocktail Parties" and cram it full of random pearls of wisdom. You can add "Oh Yeah!" to the end if it suits you.

I'd buy ten and give them as gifts.