ilyaxous

Really? Am I searching this site correctly?

Is there not one singular Vermont SG, current or archived?

Is there not even one singular Vermont Hopeful?

How can this be?

They offered me a really cheap annual rate, so I rejoined.

Why the heck not?

It looks like my SG subscription is about to expire; as I really have not used it much in the last several months, I think I'm just going to let it lapse for the time being. If you want to get a hold of me to talk about photography or any such thing, I can always be found through my website:
Ilyaxous dot Com

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The book Finnegans Wake confounds me. I've started it countless times, but at some point I had to come to the immutable conclusion that I will never complete it as long as I live.

Admittedly, I am not quite comfortable with this surrender and only begrudgingly do I relent.

Damn you Joyce. Damn you.

Photolife Magazine up here in Canada has apparently judged me an "Emerging Talent" in 2010, and will be publishing some of my work in the August issue!

That's pretty sweet.

Every so often I forget that I really do hate the New Yorker magazine and I start to read it again. At first Im excited about the articles that are well written, insightful and take longer to read than the average bowel movement. But as I get into the third or forth issue in a row, I realize the cartoons make no sense at all....
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I already buy as many big macs and cans of cola as I need, so why bother with the Olympics at all?

Whenever I fill out a personal check, I always write in the memo line: "for vulgar sexual services rendered." In fact, I want to get one of those self-inking stamps that says it in red. That would make me chortle a little bit every time I'd put my palm on the little wooden handle, line it up and press down with a metallic 'ker-thunk.'

I'm having a great deal of trouble finding a mummy-maker. This may require me to take matters into my own hands.