illuminatus

chalk up another night in the epic column
went to houston last night
head to hed tour
with straight line stitch, supe, mushroomhead, and (hed) p.e.
badass
rode down with my buddy dan
about an hour into the three hour tour (chuckle)
we hydroplaned and rode up onto the curb
ripped a nice huge chunk right off his oil pan.
luckily the people we were gonna meet up with lived only 20 minutes from there.
so we got a ride from them
get to houston finally and get in early
so its drinking and pool for a couple of us
then the fun starts
supe was amazing, got into that pretty good
then during SLS me and dan were breakdancing
awesomeness
then mushroomhead takes the stage and opens with 43
then bwomp
my god
i crowd surfed
amazing
then i managed to hand wayland, the amazing new singer, my beer
then my MSH song of songs, sun doesnt rise!!!!!
watch out pit i had just been unleashed lol
then damage done, simple survival, solitaire unravelling, and 12 hundred
then came before i die
i went into the pit, then dan suggested i crowd surf again
who would say no
im up and next thing i know, im being thrown to the gap in front of the stage
head down, legs up
and attempt to break my fall
only to witness my elbow pop and see my hand hit my shoulder
the back of my shoulder
i popped right up and looked
yup
dislocated
look down
im missing a shoe
look up
crowd in front of me all has grossed out faces
so i says....
"wheres my shoe?"
gotta run, TBC yall

ok continued
so yeah
couldnt find my shoe for a minute
someone found it for me
and i had to do my first single handed act
which i accomplished
as i turned to leave the area
i went to throw up the devil horns
which hurt
but just then wayland leaned down and rubbed my hair
i walked off and searched for a bouncer
found one
told him i dislocated my elbow
he looked at my right
then my left
then pulled a double take on it
and said "OH SHIT!!"
then took me to the office
to call the ambulance
i had to shit
so i walked my happy ass across the club
to the bathroom
and took a shit
with a dislocated elbow
pretty difficult
so after 30 minutes
the ambulance shows up
they cannot relocate it
nor can they give me pain med
nothing
headin out for now, more to follow.....
oh YAY

anywhos
i reach the hospital and they spend a good twenty tryin to get my info
then i sit around for a little awhile
asking for pain meds
i get sick of whining so i start calling people
tried my sister and my dad
go ahold of my mom
told her the story
laughing lol
then they says its xray time
oh yays
so there i sit, no pain killers
and this fuckin lady is trying to get me to bend in ways that i probably shouldnt
trying to get a good angle shot
just so the doc can tell me what i already know
"yup, you dislocted your elbow"
NO, REALLY? OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA
at least i finally got my pain meds at this point
something stronger than morphine
made me high as a kite
so i started calling people again
high as fuck, just dialing numbers
so its now 215 am
and my elbow dislocted around 1030 pm
and the doc and three others come in
one to hold my legs
one to hold my arm and shoulder
one to put me out
and the doc to relocate my arm
whatever i was givin...
i do not remember shit afterwards
other than my arm from being in a sling and me leaving the hospital
was a fun night