If I were a machine, I would be: A blender
If I were a tool, I would be: "An idiot from the midwest?"
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A habanero pepper
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A typhoon
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A sphinx
If I were a musical instrument, I would...
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If I were a tool, I would be: "An idiot from the midwest?"
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A habanero pepper
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A typhoon
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A sphinx
If I were a musical instrument, I would...
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It is too bad that human beings can not regenerate severed limbs, because that would be the solution to world hunger. 
thenewpope:
Mmmmm leg......:drool:
Today is sunday.
I was in Las Vegas last sunday.
Weeks go by fast.
I was in Las Vegas last sunday.
Weeks go by fast.
lenore:
I was in Vegas last Sunday too!
somekindofinsane:
tell me about it.. i am dreading the time passing so fast when i visit my baby...i want it to last forever, but i just know it will fly by because time hates me.. sigh...
Today I say, fuck it! I am pissed off at general things. 
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tomosnemesis:
i love that feeling!
thenewpope:
Well, maybe I'll post something CURVY...just for you!
I went to Convergence 9 in Las Vegas over the weekend. Lots of Goths, booze, gambling and general debauchery. It was a great time. 
tomosnemesis:
yeah, that place is neat-o...i need to fine a local scene such as that near me...i scare normal people. formerfuckbuddyphil told me tonight that he couldn't even be my friend anymore if i get anymore surface bars...how lame is that? and he's not even that normal...
somekindofinsane:
hunter s. thompson, yay! way to be! 
i haven't heard of umberto eco, what type of stuff does he write??
yay birds and women.. *sunglasses smiley* hehe..
ps.. added you as a friend..
i haven't heard of umberto eco, what type of stuff does he write??
yay birds and women.. *sunglasses smiley* hehe..
ps.. added you as a friend..
want a naked lesbian for Christmas
Only a naked lesbian will do
Don't want a man, with little penis toy.
I want a naked lesbian to play with and enjoy
I want a naked lesbian for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just put her in my bed room, that's the easy...
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Only a naked lesbian will do
Don't want a man, with little penis toy.
I want a naked lesbian to play with and enjoy
I want a naked lesbian for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just put her in my bed room, that's the easy...
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fractal:
Ha ha
I like your song (poem?)
I like your song (poem?)
tomosnemesis:
hmmm...think i'd have to throw a strap on into that mix...
I am a delivery boy on rout 5. Everyone knows about rout 5, it is the one with the ghost town. Can you imagine that; the whole town is filled with ghosts. Everyone is afraid to go there because people are scared of haunted places and anywhere a ghost lives is haunted.
But there are stranger things on rout 5 than ghosts, like the town...
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But there are stranger things on rout 5 than ghosts, like the town...
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lilllie:
come to think of it, neither have i. jerks.
This was a greatPARTY
t is the responsibility of the strong and free to defend their own freedom not the freedom of others. It is the responsibility of the oppressed to free themselves. When the strong take on the responsibility of freeing the oppressed they become an oppressor.
thenewpope:
Hey man, this other guy I know knows you from willowhouse...small world, eh? He is a friend on my lj too (epitoma). Crazy.
I don't write much here. But I write a lot on myLive Journal
tomosnemesis:
omibirdness! eep! i got kissed by a bird once at the renn fair, then the creepy "pirate" guy kissed me...ew...i think i need to go gargle just at the memory of that one...thanks for signing the LJ
inara:
Come join the SGAZ group! You can not write much there too! 