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Money is tight, must sacrifice SG membership.

Which sucks.

But you can still find me on livejournal.
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FUN LOTR MOVIE ACTIVITIES!

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the
hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
- After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring."

4. Point...
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Another original holliday parody by me.

We're all out of mistletoe, have a stalk of broccoli.
You can eat it when your done.
Because its crisp and green.
Cook it in your Christmas stew
it makes a tasty gruel
Feed it to your party guests and
have a happy yule. surreal
tomosnemesis:
bah humbug...i'm already hating christmas this year
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Someone you loath with a seething passion has been accused of a terrible crime. The punishment for this crime is public execution. You have evidence and knowledge which proves the innocence of this person as well as the identity of the real criminal.

To complicate matters the real criminal is a member of your family.

Do you let your enemy take the blame for your...
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Is it just my imagination or has the collective IQ of the general public doped about 15 points in the past year? whatever
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The multi-national corporation is the greatest threat to freedom ever created. These totalitarian leviathans exist solely to exploit, pillage and rape the resources and people of the world for the gain of less than a handful of greed infected, hate filled men, who hide behind the anonymous veil of corporate unaccountability and shareholder interest.
xthirteenx:
Goddam the Rockefellers and the Bilderbergers to hell!
eatmoregreens:
not quite sure what u mean but, ok!
ur name caught my attention actually...
what do u know about illuminati? (yeah i can look it up... i'm trying to make conversations... )
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I'm sure not around here much. whatever
lenore:
Me either...confused
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I love N2O
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You know...

With stock scandals, investment fraud, and outsourcing of work overseas killing our economy and job market ("We are keeping the best interests of our customers in mind while remaining competitive and profitable") ...

With US troops killing Reuters reporters ("We thought his camera was a shoulder-mounted rocket propelled grenade launcher!") ...

With a five-state power black-out ("We're investigating the cause of this until...
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ayin:
Wait....the terrorist organizations are seperate from the US government!? You could have fooled me....
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Does the statement, "We've always done it that way" ring any bells...?

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet,
8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used?

Because that's the way they built them in England, and English
expatriates built the US Railroads.

Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines...
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