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I went to the circus. I wanted to sell bread.

The BS in Chauvinism.

CHV 101 - How to fool her.
CHV 102 - I don't do dishes.
CHV 110 - Me! Help clean house?
CHV 111 - Where's dinner?
CHV 124 - Wandering eyes.
CHV 201 - The boys and I are going bowling (at the titty bar).
CHV 221 - Me and my Bass Boat
CHV 254 - You change the baby.
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Goth Cruise! Ship of the damned! Go sign up!!!

Dork is whaler slang for whale penis.

Apathy is the opiate of the asses

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Remember, if you are lost at night in a vast Middle Eastern desert with a dead camel and the temperature is dropping to bellow freezing necessitating the evisceration of the camel so that you may survive by taking shelter in it entrails, once you feng shui the organs you will be quite cozy.

We now return you to Battle Star Galactica Forum.

If X is an integer less than or equal to 5 and Y is an irrational chimpanzee. Solve for the following. Y has X bananas. Y takes 1/2 of X bananas and makes ice cream Y takes 1/2 of 1/2 X and makes toppings for the ice cream How many whole bananas does Y have left after making ice cream and toppings? Why did the...
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I was asleep, however I just woke up from a dream about Shagy and Scooby giving me the entire contents of a haunted toy store for my birthday. The dream was not as pleasant as it may sound; the ghost was real and evil. The 2 foot tall inflatable plastic army men were on my side but the ghost popped them. I found another platoon...
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Have you ever wanted to say something to express that you understand, however you have no words.