I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor
He game me this advice
He said that
chorus...repeat x4
You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you
chorus...
You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you
hahahaha....
no, i cannot get laid. at least not by anyone i want to or who is really worth my time. i want school to start so i can focus on something other than me not getting laid
This morning I awoke from a surreal dream involving a huge coconut rolling Rube Goldberg Machine. I have no idea what it did beyond roll coconuts. The dream was set to Harry Nilssons, Coconut Song "Lime in the Coconut."
A large flock of Macaws sat perched in a tree knocking coconuts into the machine. The coconuts would then travel the length of the absurd cartoony... Read More
I hold both republicans and democrats in equal disdain. Both parties are nothing but a bunch of privileged white men with money and power (Well really they are just one party made up of two groups that can not decide on what to call it). I guess that is why I am a libertarian. Too bad the libertarian party can't get its act together.
Two mornings in a row as I lie in the state of twilight between sleep and wakefulness I have heard the sound of dripping water. As I stir from my rest to investigate the sound stops. As I drift back into the in between state it begins again. The cycle continues twice more then suddenly I am jolted awake by the sensation of ice cold... Read More
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do
He said that
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor
He game me this advice
He said that
chorus...repeat x4
You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you
chorus...
You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you
chorus...
no, i cannot get laid. at least not by anyone i want to or who is really worth my time. i want school to start so i can focus on something other than me not getting laid