illuminatispy23

If I were a machine, I would be: A blender
If I were a tool, I would be: "An idiot from the midwest?"
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A habanero pepper
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A typhoon
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A sphinx
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A didgeridoo
If I were an animal, I would be: A Macaw
If I were a color, I would be: Green
If I were an emotion, I would be: Irritated
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Rhubarb
If I were a sound, I would be: Wind howling
If I were an Element, I would be: Air or Water
If I were a car, I would be:Aston Martin Vanquish
If I were a song, I would be: Henry Mancini's Peter Gunn, or Rush's Red Barchetta.
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: " No one! "
If I were a movie, I would be: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
If I were a food, I would be: Thai coconut soup.
If I were a place, I would be: The rock of Gibraltar
If I were a material, I would be: 100% cotton.
If I were a taste, I would be: clove
If I were a scent, I would be: fresh rain
If I were a religion, I would be: " Starting my own damn holy wars"
If I were a word, I would be: Gazebo
If I were an object, I would be: A locket
If I were a body part I would be: The eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: Perplexed
If I were a subject in school I would be: Cultural Anthropology
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Marvin the Martian
If I were a shape I would be a: A Hyper Sphere
If I were a number I would be: 23
If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:00am
If I were a planet I would be: Planet X
If I were a sea animal I would be: A giant octopus
If I were a direction I would be: Northeast
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bookcase
If I were a sin I would be: LUST LUST LUST LUST!
If I were a historical figure I would be: Copernicus
If I were a liquid I would be: The universal solvent.