I am a delivery boy on rout 5. Everyone knows about rout 5, it is the one with the ghost town. Can you imagine that; the whole town is filled with ghosts. Everyone is afraid to go there because people are scared of haunted places and anywhere a ghost lives is haunted.
But there are stranger things on rout 5 than ghosts, like the town run by real rodents. I guess people don't notice the rodent town as much because we are used to having rats as presidents and other such politicians, but they are metaphorical rodents. This town is run by real rodents and they like guns, lsd, hard alcohol and cigarets. Have you ever seen a tripping guniepig with an Uzi and a 5th of JD try to light a Marlboro? I have and I would rather see a ghost.
Oh yeah, speaking of ghosts, I have never seen one ghost in the ghost town.
But there are stranger things on rout 5 than ghosts, like the town run by real rodents. I guess people don't notice the rodent town as much because we are used to having rats as presidents and other such politicians, but they are metaphorical rodents. This town is run by real rodents and they like guns, lsd, hard alcohol and cigarets. Have you ever seen a tripping guniepig with an Uzi and a 5th of JD try to light a Marlboro? I have and I would rather see a ghost.
Oh yeah, speaking of ghosts, I have never seen one ghost in the ghost town.
lilllie:
come to think of it, neither have i. jerks.