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Monday Nov 10, 2003

Nov 10, 2003
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Another original holliday parody by me.

We're all out of mistletoe, have a stalk of broccoli.
You can eat it when your done.
Because its crisp and green.
Cook it in your Christmas stew
it makes a tasty gruel
Feed it to your party guests and
have a happy yule. surreal
tomosnemesis:
bah humbug...i'm already hating christmas this year
Nov 10, 2003

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