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Saturday Jun 21, 2003

Jun 21, 2003
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The BS in Chauvinism.

CHV 101 - How to fool her.
CHV 102 - I don't do dishes.
CHV 110 - Me! Help clean house?
CHV 111 - Where's dinner?
CHV 124 - Wandering eyes.
CHV 201 - The boys and I are going bowling (at the titty bar).
CHV 221 - Me and my Bass Boat
CHV 254 - You change the baby.
CHV 301 - Bitch where's my beer!
CHV 302 - Teach the son about tits.
CHV 354 - Hemingway hated women too.
CHV 400 - Just a little slap on the butt to show you appreciate the waitress.
CHV 430 - The proper way to sport a wife beater.
CHV 555 - Your first mistress. ( Or how to nail the baby sitter. )
CHV 556 - Your first divorce.
CHV 601 - Turning your kids against mom.
CHV 611 - Dating your daughters friends.
CHV 620 - Mid life crisis and the 20 year old girlfriend.
thenewpope:
Ha ha ha ha. I know a few people with that degree.
Jun 24, 2003
eris:
... you could make a teeshirt.
Jun 29, 2003

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