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Remember, if you are lost at night in a vast Middle Eastern desert with a dead camel and the temperature is dropping to bellow freezing necessitating the evisceration of the camel so that you may survive by taking shelter in it entrails, once you feng shui the organs you will be quite cozy.

We now return you to Battle Star Galactica Forum.

If X is an integer less than or equal to 5 and Y is an irrational chimpanzee. Solve for the following. Y has X bananas. Y takes 1/2 of X bananas and makes ice cream Y takes 1/2 of 1/2 X and makes toppings for the ice cream How many whole bananas does Y have left after making ice cream and toppings? Why did the...
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I was asleep, however I just woke up from a dream about Shagy and Scooby giving me the entire contents of a haunted toy store for my birthday. The dream was not as pleasant as it may sound; the ghost was real and evil. The 2 foot tall inflatable plastic army men were on my side but the ghost popped them. I found another platoon...
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Have you ever wanted to say something to express that you understand, however you have no words.

Posted two big pictures of my birdies!

And just because I am a bit twisted I give you a parody of Eddie Money's " I Think I'm in Love" called ...

I Think I Have SARS"
Ooh, somethin's got a hold on me now
It's a feelin', burnin' like a lover on fire
Hold me tight, baby
Don't leave me by myself tonight
'Cause I don't think I can make it through...
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Nothing satisfies mindless fear like the crunch of Dissident Green

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy...
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I have added on photo to "my pics"

From the Batman animated series Mr Freeze has become my favorite villain. It is because I can empathize with the loss he feels. He has become an antihero to me. I don't consider him evil.

Who is your favorite Batman villain/ess and why?

Go figure! Suicidegirls adds a user/member webcam option and just like the rest of the internet the only people on cams are guys.

Note: This website is called "Suicidegirls, not "guys so pathetic they should commit suicide".