illuminatispy23

I want a T'shirt that says.

If you eat American cheese, live in a trailer park, watch the 700 club and vote Republican, Jesus will love you.

Fractal's new set!



*fails saving throw vs deadly beauty*

*dies*

This morning I awoke from a surreal dream involving a huge coconut rolling Rube Goldberg Machine. I have no idea what it did beyond roll coconuts. The dream was set to Harry Nilssons, Coconut Song "Lime in the Coconut."

A large flock of Macaws sat perched in a tree knocking coconuts into the machine. The coconuts would then travel the length of the absurd cartoony...
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I hold both republicans and democrats in equal disdain. Both parties are nothing but a bunch of privileged white men with money and power (Well really they are just one party made up of two groups that can not decide on what to call it). I guess that is why I am a libertarian. Too bad the libertarian party can't get its act together.

Two mornings in a row as I lie in the state of twilight between sleep and wakefulness I have heard the sound of dripping water. As I stir from my rest to investigate the sound stops. As I drift back into the in between state it begins again. The cycle continues twice more then suddenly I am jolted awake by the sensation of ice cold...
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Kallisti

I went to the circus. I wanted to sell bread.

The BS in Chauvinism.

CHV 101 - How to fool her.
CHV 102 - I don't do dishes.
CHV 110 - Me! Help clean house?
CHV 111 - Where's dinner?
CHV 124 - Wandering eyes.
CHV 201 - The boys and I are going bowling (at the titty bar).
CHV 221 - Me and my Bass Boat
CHV 254 - You change the baby.
CHV...
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Goth Cruise! Ship of the damned! Go sign up!!!

Dork is whaler slang for whale penis.

Apathy is the opiate of the asses

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