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Nothing today. EL SUICIDO LOCO
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It is said that a nation gets the government it deserves. When I hear it or read it I stop to wonder how true this is. If it is true then what is so wrong with the United States and its citizens that in the thirty-three years I have been alive there has not been one honest president. Why is it that our senators and...
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eris:
we don't deserve it. that's why we're trying to fix it now!

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Sometimes I would just like a blow job and have it left at that. oink
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rickroyal:
Something to put a smile on the face, I'd assume.
eris:
there are songs written about boys like that!!!!
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belief and disbelief are equally limiting the path is nether and both.
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ARRR!!!
silencenoir:
As in, "Pirates" of the Caribbean?

Cute bird!!
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I know all to well how it feels to feel unattractive and undesirable, even when you know that you are not. Been through emotional hell I have and I still have not quite finished the trip; I'm currently wandering through emotional purgatory or limbo. Gads its boring here!

Sometimes I feel like maybe I have plopped myself down here in purgatory just because its easier....
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logos:
hwo can you be alone with the love of a good macaw?
birds are man's REAL best friends.
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ARRR!!! I have been trying to teach my birds to say "Arrr Me Maytee." My blue and Gold now says Arrr. ARRR!!!
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eeek
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Ooo, Eee, Ooo, Ah Ah, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang. Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, Ting Tang, Walla Walla, Bing Bang. surreal love
radiobastet:
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do

He said that

Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang

I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor
He game me this advice

He said that

chorus...repeat x4

You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.

My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you

chorus...

You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.

My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you

chorus...

love biggrin
tomosnemesis:
hahahaha....
no, i cannot get laid. at least not by anyone i want to or who is really worth my time. i want school to start so i can focus on something other than me not getting laid
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I'm thinking that I need a good woman to blow my mind. wink biggrin
fractal:
they do that on occasion
inara:
I'm thinking you need a good woman TO BLOW MORE THAN THAT!
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When was the last time you remember someone asking you to smell something that smelled good?

Have you ever noticed how most people take deep breaths before exclaiming how bad something smells. ie..

*deep inhale*
eeewwwwww! that stinks what is that smell?
*deep inhale*
can you smell that?
*deep inhale*
eeewwww!

You rarely see people do that when things smell good. whatever
hel:
nice name wink

:hel: