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i don't think he knows what the hell he is talking about.

those who love freedom...do they even know what freedom means?

at my fathers house in the bathroom there is a blackhawk tactical gear magazine and a maxim magazine.

blackhawk tactical gear...honor as a way of life is the slogan on the front and back pages.

i still prefer soldier of fortune.

and the slogan for maxim magazine is "the best thing to happen to men since women". women are the best thing that have ever happened to men, but i dunno if maxim magazine is number two...i dunno i think skittles or digital clocks would be above maxim in the top ten things that have ever happened to men.

best thing to happen to women...its a three way tie between the pill, tampons, and vibrators.

boxofficepoison insists he is the best thing to happen to women....but i dunno bout that one...he doesn't vibrate.

i was told the other day that i was getting a little soft around the belly. not fat, just soft.

so today is friday for me. cause i have the next two days off. lets party.

lets get high.

if we come back and they're all dead, i owe you a coke.

thats funny, the blood usually gets off on the second floor.

let it alone. i am going to die anyway.