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don't make fun of me if i work at urban outfitters please....if i do get the job though come and visit me at the one at 14th and 6th....

i dunno if i got the job though i usually fuck these things up royally....

i don't understand why the only people that check me out are old men and the only guys that ask me out are old lawyers with wives and kids...i just want a cute boy under the age of 32 who has cute hair, likes morrissey, interpol, drinking a lot, and has a morbid fascination with the third reich like i do...is that so much to ask for??

its so fucking irratating though...last night this creepy old guy tried talking to me while i was walking down 4th ave towards the cube at astor place...and he kept talking and he asked my name and i said i didn't feel comfortable telling him my name..i wans't mean...but he got all weird and started following me around telling me nasty things...god why the fuck don't cute boys follow me around...why is it always old men...and he was trying to impress me telling me he knew agnostic front and shit...whatever....

but i got to the bar alright and he didn't follow me in so that was good...and avril lavigne was there...she was making out with two boys at once and then natasha leonne showed up again....she was indeed drunk again..but she didn't stay so long this time....

i didn't get drunk at all really when i went out last night though...just at band practice...where afterwards i let my guitarist cut my hair...i think it looks cute but i dunno...the best hair cuts always happen when both people are drunk and it is spur of the moment...so i am sure it looks good.

so yeah that boy totally rejected me yesterday but you know what he will regret it when i am famous....

and i just wanna say thanks to everyone for all your support and funny quips and comments.

and bateman you are awesome...