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Oh the things you find surfing online late at night. It is mildly offensive and mildly amusing at the same time.

My hair is getting to the unavoidable stage where it looks like algae and mold have taken up residence in my tresses. Green always looks like that when it starts to really wash out. I have a little bit of green left and I am saving it for right before I leave for Christmas in South Carolina, so until that time comes I am just going to have to live with it looking like this.

It has come to my attention that none of the Suicidegirls from New Jersey made it into the new book. Now, I did not expect to make it in it being that I haven't had a set go up since 2005, but none of the other ones? Really?? Not Jersey, or Katerina, or HeatherMarie? Methinks Sg has something against the Garden State!! We wouldn't have made the book smell like the turnpike!! I promise!! Though the goo from our constant stream of aqua net and the acid wash from our jeans might have rubbed off on the pages!! Remember, things are not truly awesome until a Jersey girl is involved!!

My paranoid brain is forming conspiracy theories right now!!

Wish us luck my friends, we're going to do our Christmas shopping today. I hate Christmas shopping. I hate that I have to buy things for people I love simply because it's the season. It pisses me off quite frankly. At least I am making things this year, for the most part. I don't think my brother would appreciate a sugar scrub. He is not one of those lofty metrosexuals who exfoliate, though he probably should, everyone should exfoliate every now and then.