Okay so, not to be sexist, but people should disregard my "emo" blogs. dkmfc astutely pointed out last night that I usually get this way a week or so before my Aunt Flo rolls into town. It's always been like this for me, I don't know why I can't figure it out for myself already and keep all the emoness to myself.
So people around here must think that I am either Miss Mary Sunshine or slightly special in that short bus way. I am just so friendly to everyone I meet and, while this is perfectly acceptable and encouraged down south, it is not exactly the norm here in North Jersey. I have always been really friendly to everyone I meet. I thoroughly believe that you get what you put out there times three. People always assumed I was not from New Jersey because of how utterly friendly and nice I usually am (unless I am pissed off, if I am pissed off watch the fuck out). I never really believed that stereotype that people from the northeast were rude, but now after having been gone for a while I can understand where that belief originates from. It's not that people are nasty right off the bat and it's not like people go about in marauding bands beating people up, but it is a certain gruff manner that everyone has. A certain get what you came for and get the fuck out kind of demeanor. In fact, that should be New Jersey's state motto: Get what you came for and get the fuck out!
I have gained five pounds since I have been here.
Must be all the beer and disco fries I have been partaking in. Also, I always kind of let myself go when I am on vacation and let myself indulge a little more than I would when I am home. I usually have no problem with this temporary weight gain (I can gain and lose five pounds at the drop of a hat) but I am in a wedding and the dress fit perfectly. I want to be able to zipper it up come my bff's wedding day. Damn disco fries and beer. Why do they have to be so tasty!!!???
I am going to the city tonight to hang out with Persya the hot librarian. She is not a librarian anymore, but she did work in the library when we went to school together. I am super excited. I will get to take my old bus into the city and be all sorts of nostalgic and stuff. I plan on asking dear Persya if she would like to go sex toy shopping with me. As it's been stated before; I need a new one.
So people around here must think that I am either Miss Mary Sunshine or slightly special in that short bus way. I am just so friendly to everyone I meet and, while this is perfectly acceptable and encouraged down south, it is not exactly the norm here in North Jersey. I have always been really friendly to everyone I meet. I thoroughly believe that you get what you put out there times three. People always assumed I was not from New Jersey because of how utterly friendly and nice I usually am (unless I am pissed off, if I am pissed off watch the fuck out). I never really believed that stereotype that people from the northeast were rude, but now after having been gone for a while I can understand where that belief originates from. It's not that people are nasty right off the bat and it's not like people go about in marauding bands beating people up, but it is a certain gruff manner that everyone has. A certain get what you came for and get the fuck out kind of demeanor. In fact, that should be New Jersey's state motto: Get what you came for and get the fuck out!
I have gained five pounds since I have been here.
Must be all the beer and disco fries I have been partaking in. Also, I always kind of let myself go when I am on vacation and let myself indulge a little more than I would when I am home. I usually have no problem with this temporary weight gain (I can gain and lose five pounds at the drop of a hat) but I am in a wedding and the dress fit perfectly. I want to be able to zipper it up come my bff's wedding day. Damn disco fries and beer. Why do they have to be so tasty!!!???
I am going to the city tonight to hang out with Persya the hot librarian. She is not a librarian anymore, but she did work in the library when we went to school together. I am super excited. I will get to take my old bus into the city and be all sorts of nostalgic and stuff. I plan on asking dear Persya if she would like to go sex toy shopping with me. As it's been stated before; I need a new one.
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1. you do too have a butt, and a very very nice one at that.
2. you would make an awesome flapper. you would definitely look the part.
3. love love loved the pink coloring to your hair. it's a shame pink fades away so fast.
I've always been of the opinion that there are several people on this site that if they could write about their experiences would make an amazing read. You are one of those. I always enjoy your entries because you usually tell a story, even if it's a simple one about what you are doing, but there's almost always some gem in there that stays with me. I strongly encourage you to do what you can to write these things down. Time can change your memories of actual events, soften them, but now is a fabulous time since your experiences are still fresh and you have a new perspective on life and can look back and see your past with clarity, good and bad. i think it would make a great read.
Oh, and:
4. your breasts are fabulous as they are. They really fit your body perfectly. But it is your body and your self image, so if you eventually decide to do this I'll still love you. And like dk said, he know's what he'd do with them.
Love you. Hugs to the Wolfman.