icewater

Happy New Year everybody!!!!!
This year has no choice but to be better than last year.
If 2009 ends up sucking as much or more than 2008, I will welcome the coming of the apocalypse of 2012 with open arms and no regrets!!!!
Hope everyone had a wonderful Kal-elmas!!!
With hope for the future,
Icewater W. Ice

It's Christmas Eve and of course at this time of year one is supposed to ponder the wonderous miracle of Christ's birth.

Well, I have been. . . and here's what I came up with:
1) Mary was an unwilling participant in this whole thing, so isn't that technically rape?
2) If this happened in today's society, "God Rape" that is, Jesus would probably have...
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So, I've been living in a F.E.M.A. trailer for the past 10 months. It's not fun. At all.
I think maybe one day I'll move into the house that is being built behind this can. No time soon, I'm sure, but whatever.
I seem to be gradually moving toward alcoholism.
Yea.

I am homeless.
I lost all my artwork.
My 12" Chewbacca that my dad got me when I was 2 is in pieces.
My dog ran away.
My school no longer exists.
I have nothing but a few new clothes.
Can life get any better?
I submit that if fucking can.
Greetings from Granbury, Texas, the asshole of the Earth.

GO SEE BATMAN BEGINS!!!!!!

IT ROCKS THE CASBAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did your mom.
Just wanted you to know.

Ooohh, the first journal entry. Yes, all will bow down in abject horror as they view the ingenious wit and sheer genius of my journal entries.
MWAH-HA-HA!!!
So, um...
Today I went to the store and bought a loaf of bread, and a bottle of milk, but I forgot the...
I forgot what I forgot to get...
DAMNIT!!!