icantplayguitar

Sorry I haven't had much to say.

I got some work done last night on my arm. I promise to post some pics soon.

I am going to smoke myself retarded tonight.

My grandmother just had a heart attack and a stroke due to complications with the bypass.

when she regained consciousness, the nurse asked her what year it was. She said 2004, but my little sister, who was there at the time stated that she "wasn't sure MeMa actually knew what year it was" and suggested they ask something else.

so the nurse asked "Do you...
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Birthday was indeed happy. and has yet to end really.

i did however, wear a silly hat.

well i sent off my first two scripts yesterday, and got some really good feedback,

i'm getting older

things to do this week

skydive
donate sperm,
pay taxes (done and done)
give 20 high 5's

All hail hypnoicantplayguitar

i'm using comp time from work today. i am going to write, workout, go to the tattoo parlor and nap. today will also be daddy doggy day should anyone want to assasinate me today.

let me tell you what i hate: Texas

tomorrow i plan to fight the man the best i can, but today, i need to write and nap and avoid the coffee shop.