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I'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore.


I apologize for my absence, but I have again been sick, this time I know the culprit, and they have been terminated.

alas I have no honeybee facts for you, but I would like to know what your first memory is. blackeyed
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elektra_descends:
Sorry for the delay... A pleasant memory of miss_lady an i being naughty? I know, it has been far too long.
heathavoid:
puke to being sick, I've been sick all week... and it sucks, so I hope you're feeling better really soon!

as for your valentine suggestion, thanks.. I never thought of ooo aaa as a reasonable option... but now that I've thought about it.... it seems like the most viable choice.
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Happy whatever day!

had a silly shoot this weekend for the army corp of engineers, I also saw ralphie may at our new comedy club, with his girlfiriend who was slightly less funny.

what are some good female comedians? I dislike the word comedienne.

and for those of you who pine for more honeybee facts

Man has been collecting honey from the honeybee for at...
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heathavoid:
wooo, honeybee facts! those were things I've been dying to know... smile
uncommoncold:
More than you can imagine.
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Happy Who Wants a Bullhorn? Day

the unusual genetics of the honeybee (haplodiploid reproduction) have an interesting mathematiocal property - the number of ancestors of a honeybee in each generation is a Fibonacci series.


A Fibonacci series (or sequence) is a set of numbers in which each number is the sum of the two previous numbers. Example:


1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21,...
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delihound:
its a fine line between love and mad .....
darklis:
surreal

Funny things. Make me laugh.

I have a horrible hangover. No more drinking on Sunday for me. puke
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happy sweet spot in your ear day

I apologize to Hexe in advance as she has already seen this, but if there is new information if interested if not, I will give her another topic as the rest of you read this:

what's so great about the barrier reef.

for the rest:
Honeybees use nectar to make honey. Nectar is almost 80% water with some...
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uncommoncold:
Or of course, there's always the option of it being my devastating beauty. Hahahah. Yup.

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darklis:
I picked up your funk from the floor, and put it on top of the fridge. It doesn't need to get stepped on any more.
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Happy whatever floats your boat Day

this is what my journal would be like if I were a non-stick cookie pan:

Got sooooo drunk this weekend. don't think i did anything stupid, but if you know me you never know. my roomates don't bake like they used too so sometimes i wonder if i'll ever find that special someone.

there was a kid who had...
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delihound:
you are not even at work yet

KA-ZAM!
delihound:
tongue









blackeyed ow
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happy public apology day

i would like to publically apologize to the st louis cardinals organization of 1987 for not cheering hard enough and to the family of Kent Hrbek for any terminal illnesses that I may have personally brought upon mr Hrbek.

here is a list of famous people i have met.
Stone Cold Steve Austin-does not tip well
Eli Wallach-told me to go...
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hellosushi:
happy monday morning! hope you have a great week! kiss
darklis:
I dreamed about a bird that was half snake. confused

It flew, and then slithered. Weird, eh? robot
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happy what's in your fridge day.

aren't you glad i didn't say what's in your wallet day.

i have some cute pics of the dogs to post, but i left my camera at home. i mean i left my crappy camera at home. anyone want to buy a crappy camera.

I've been working hard at work, the other guy in production, my immediate has been...
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uncommoncold:
Hahahaha. If you're ever in Victoria, I'd better see you downtown.

And I have so many vegetables in my fridge right now that it's bordering on ridiculous. My parents came to visit and brought me three boxes filled with food.. not that I'm complaining, mind.
darklis:
Neither. It's an assssss. robot
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happy "worst day of the year"
as determined by british psychologists.

here is a list of impersonations that I would like to be able to do:
harvey birdman's boss
brak
space ghost
clint eastwood
marvin gaye.

I will be leaving testimonials to all my friends, but it may take awhile, so be patient.
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darklis:
You want me to tuck you two in? love
tulipbooty:
sleep well biggrin
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yesterday we protested the inauguration. but i think marches are a bit futile. boycotts, that's where the action is.

I want to not work everyday and everynight. is that too much to ask. I also want to spend time with the dogs, and a gold plated donkey.

the beard is coming along nicely.

If I run for office will you all vote for me? show...
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boo1:
There are pix of me with platinum & turquoise hair......did you see em?

PS: I miss your turtle toed comments, ya know. biggrin
darklis:
Dude, why didn't you take the NyQuil? skull
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I'm thinking of becoming a rodeo clown again.

In unrelated news, I had my first class in several years last night, and should be a breeze, except for the effort i put into a class that I think should be a breeze.

hexe is back in her icy home, but she is sleeping so be quiet.


i also have new exploding glasses, what i mean...
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the_red_c:
hi back.
darklis:
I went outside to start my truck, my hair was still a little bit wet from ze shower, and it was frozen by the time I got back in the house. Today sucks.

Bad. frown
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I had a court date friday, I am a free man.

but i am sick again, perhaps it's my diet, or perhaps it's because last week it was 70 and now it's 17. and i think coats are for suckers.

this will not do.

resolutions are holding up thus far, so smoke it robot

and i am taking a few classes this semester because apparently i'm...
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darklis:
No sleeping in today. The dogs thought it would be a good idea to get up. frown

What did you learn about the rodeo?
darklis:
James wanted to swim with sharks, and I said no. Partly because of love, and partly because lack of a huge insurance policy. frown
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ask and ye shall receive..answers.



What kind of toothpaste do you use? arm and hammer advanced whitening.

Is your bed made right now? pshaw.

Where did you go out to eat last? at the time sekisui midtown for sushi.

What's your fav kind of food? memphis style barbeque

Do you like where you live? thanks to the bbq yes, but yes in general.

Are you...
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uncommoncold:
So do you want my mailing address, then? Heh.

Think of all the books I could buy.. wink
heathavoid:
I scout out all the bars around town that have cheap drinks. If you ever come to Toronto.. you'll be in luck, I can give you a map and everything... haha. smile