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I'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore.


I apologize for my absence, but I have again been sick, this time I know the culprit, and they have been terminated.

alas I have no honeybee facts for you, but I would like to know what your first memory is.

Happy whatever day!

had a silly shoot this weekend for the army corp of engineers, I also saw ralphie may at our new comedy club, with his girlfiriend who was slightly less funny.

what are some good female comedians? I dislike the word comedienne.

and for those of you who pine for more honeybee facts

Man has been collecting honey from the honeybee for at...
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Happy Who Wants a Bullhorn? Day

the unusual genetics of the honeybee (haplodiploid reproduction) have an interesting mathematiocal property - the number of ancestors of a honeybee in each generation is a Fibonacci series.


A Fibonacci series (or sequence) is a set of numbers in which each number is the sum of the two previous numbers. Example:


1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21,...
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happy sweet spot in your ear day

I apologize to Hexe in advance as she has already seen this, but if there is new information if interested if not, I will give her another topic as the rest of you read this:

what's so great about the barrier reef.

for the rest:
Honeybees use nectar to make honey. Nectar is almost 80% water with some...
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Happy whatever floats your boat Day

this is what my journal would be like if I were a non-stick cookie pan:

Got sooooo drunk this weekend. don't think i did anything stupid, but if you know me you never know. my roomates don't bake like they used too so sometimes i wonder if i'll ever find that special someone.

there was a kid who had...
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happy public apology day

i would like to publically apologize to the st louis cardinals organization of 1987 for not cheering hard enough and to the family of Kent Hrbek for any terminal illnesses that I may have personally brought upon mr Hrbek.

here is a list of famous people i have met.
Stone Cold Steve Austin-does not tip well
Eli Wallach-told me to go...
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happy what's in your fridge day.

aren't you glad i didn't say what's in your wallet day.

i have some cute pics of the dogs to post, but i left my camera at home. i mean i left my crappy camera at home. anyone want to buy a crappy camera.

I've been working hard at work, the other guy in production, my immediate has been...
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happy "worst day of the year"
as determined by british psychologists.

here is a list of impersonations that I would like to be able to do:
harvey birdman's boss
brak
space ghost
clint eastwood
marvin gaye.

I will be leaving testimonials to all my friends, but it may take awhile, so be patient.

yesterday we protested the inauguration. but i think marches are a bit futile. boycotts, that's where the action is.

I want to not work everyday and everynight. is that too much to ask. I also want to spend time with the dogs, and a gold plated donkey.

the beard is coming along nicely.

If I run for office will you all vote for me? show...
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I'm thinking of becoming a rodeo clown again.

In unrelated news, I had my first class in several years last night, and should be a breeze, except for the effort i put into a class that I think should be a breeze.

hexe is back in her icy home, but she is sleeping so be quiet.


i also have new exploding glasses, what i mean...
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I had a court date friday, I am a free man.

but i am sick again, perhaps it's my diet, or perhaps it's because last week it was 70 and now it's 17. and i think coats are for suckers.

this will not do.

resolutions are holding up thus far, so smoke it

and i am taking a few classes this semester because apparently i'm...
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ask and ye shall receive..answers.



What kind of toothpaste do you use? arm and hammer advanced whitening.

Is your bed made right now? pshaw.

Where did you go out to eat last? at the time sekisui midtown for sushi.

What's your fav kind of food? memphis style barbeque

Do you like where you live? thanks to the bbq yes, but yes in general.

Are you...
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