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happy whoa day

still crazy busy at work, don't know when i'll get a break til after the 25th or so, then I have to get back to writing. anyhoo.

much EL SUICIDO LOCO to you all

things i enjoy about the dogs. jo bear is sweeter by the day and now she's getting a little pudgy, so we have to watch her food intake.
bo is more...
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xip:
Puppies going on diets. That just sounds wrong to me. I guess because I'm picturing a SlimFast bar in a dog dish.
xip
darklis:
Happy St. Patty's day, James L Sauthington.

Or Jimmy. shocked wink shocked wink shocked (I'm using the green emoticons, as you can see.)
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Happy trails day

i couldn't decide this morning whether or not I hated the president more than i loved sleep.

I am fully aware of the fact that a great deal of you, my friends are not american, and thus when I say president, there is no reason to assume that I mean the us president, but it lacked a certain euphonious-ness or euphoniosity to...
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rin:
MUSTACHE? surreal
loslope:
You could have your own "Caint Playguitar's Day" named after you. A little parade down your street, and folks chanting your name. For one day a year it would get out of hand, until finally, you move to your new eco-friendly house, at which time you would be immortalized on your old block, thus creating the roots of a new world order, which you could rule from afar...
Can I move to your neighborhood, el Presidente?
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happy scratch day.

i am going to apologize in advance for my lack of being on here this week.

i love you.
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darklis:
I always hated "Hall" mad
shmidol:
slacker. tongue
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happy who's your daddy day.

there you happy.

I am buying a bunch of land in colorado an building ecofriendly homes on them build to owner specification. and since i will be living in one myself, and they are incredibly inexpensive then i won't have to work for 10 years or so.

well techinically i guess it's still work, but work i don't mind doing....
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darklis:
I'm "holla-in"

tongue
kinkerbelle:
kewl
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happy monday day

a good friend of mine last night got to go to the oscars mcbastard.

i was working on the set of another friend's movie last night til way late, but that's what you do for friends. now i'm at work only 10 minutes late. If you ever make a movie have me on set. I'm a hoot.

I got phase one done...
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aaardvark:
Yeah, I've wanted them forever, so I'm going to have them now.
acidevangelist:
Eternal Sunshine... was fantastic.
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happy who sucks day.

my vote george bush perpetually.

my little girl jojo started her special time, so her milkshake is bringing all the boys to the yard. We need to get her fixed meguess.

i am a writing fool of late.

I get my right sleeve started up tonight.

what song is in your head right now? robot
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bigwobbles:
life on mars by david bowie
darklis:
Someone drew me a mighty fine pitcher. smile
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happy hexe is back day.

there is a guy in my class who knows absolutely everything about absolutely everything, and he thankfully is educating children

i am surprised that i have been able to function the past 28 years of my life without his vast insight and advice.

on another note i had a good burrito at this place that opened up down the street....
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darklis:
Just imagine how funny "Alive on Ice" would be. I'd like to see people try to skate while biting someone's ass. biggrin
loslope:
Fortunately for you, you now have the pleasure of his wicked smart insight and knowledge. The other 28 years obviously don't matter wink

While zipping it up one time, I zipped it out. It bled a lot. frown eeek mad

Enjoy the weekend.
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happy shake what yo momma gave you day

i'm thinking of buying some land in montana.
i also need an air purifier in my house.
i am told with beardage i look like bill murray in the life aquatic, not sure how i feel about that.

our little dog was always severely beaten so she doesn't respond to reward or punishment. plus she's part chow...
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rin:
why montana?
darklis:
Oh SNAP. ARRR!!!
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happy don't let the door hit you on the way out day

i have had nothing to say all week. been very busy.

I hope all your wishes came true, or else i'm a hack.


chock full of fresh green peaness.
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tulipbooty:
if youre not going to break it down, at least break it and take some appropriate pics

monday is looming kiss
mortalmere:
Dang...I missed my chance to get my three wishes granted. Just like that time Mr. T was appearing at the mall and I kept saying I'd go a little later...but by the time I went - he was already gone. And when I asked the security guard if he would ever come back - he said he didn't know.

Hope your valentine's day was good and crunk-i-ful.
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Happy pass the buck day.


I will grant you all three wishes.
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shmidol:
ummm, 3 wishes.....I feel so lame. I can't say them out loud. surreal
miho:
3 wishes eh?
1. my mom to be healthy
2.a home for the goldfish that adopted me
3.a maid
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hellosushi:
i do drive a standard! my thoughts on it are that it keeps your mind on the task at hand! when i was in college i got in soo many wrecks because i was always talking to people in the car, or changing the channel on radio, or looking at pictures (all reasons i got in wrecks) when i should have been driving!

my first kiss huh? it was good! the dude thought i was lying when i told him it was my first kiss! i failed to mention to him that i used to practice on my girl friends at slumber parties! eeek
icantplayguitar:
i can't even match that--
I LOVE YOU!!
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happy pants optional day

Here is a mental image of my perfect day:

I wake up, early, go outside on the porch of the house I built with my own hands and finish writing the perfect screenplay. The dogs are at my feet, when my significant comes leans over my shoulder and gives me a hug from behind and a kiss on the cheek.

"how's...
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argonautgod:
That sounds like one hell of a day.

How perfect is this perfect screenplay?
darklis:
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright now.