It was Super Cool Friendly Guys' birthday tonight, and I got really really drunk. Whew, man., I musta said Dude and Man two hundred fucking times. Ah man, that is how I know I am drunk.
Once the Dudes and Mans start coming a lot, I know it is time to quit. And I totally made out with this pretty cool lesbian chick named Devin tonight. I am not sure how to feel about that. I don't think it was cuz I reminded her of a chick, I mean, I do have a beard and all, haha, but whatever. It had been far too long since I had really kissed anyone so I was pretty pleased with the whole situation. Bwa ha. I am gonna go drink a lot of water, and hope I am not hungover for work tomorrow. When you run your own store and you are too hungover to show up, it is pretty sad, haha. Good night, everyone. Ian