The Urban Dictionary defines a twatwaffle as - Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile cannot adequately describe. However, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attemp to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the “offenders” in trouble and the offending material removed.
I have the misfortune of working in an office with a twatwaffle that literally fits every aspect of the above definition.
I mean so what if my coffee cups say Eat a Bag of Dicks or Don’t be a Twatapotomus. Everybody else thinks it’s funny, and besides, I am not a morning person so my choice of beverage cups express my morning demeanor.
So, I get reported, again. But the much to the twatwaffles surprise, the supervisor’s cup has You Are a Fucktardo printed on it. It is the little things that make me smile.... true fucking story
I love my job, just could do without the twatwaffle. Looking for a better twatwaffle free year in 2020.
