Monday Dec 28, 2009

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In honor of the holidays, please enjoy haikus about food excess:

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty

Mother overfeeds
Half ton son loses control
Burgers bring no joy

Your turn. Gimme some of that 5-7-5...
testykitten:
my mother's carrots
made with a stick of butter
killed uncle ted dead
alfaduetto:
Paula Dean's cooking
Should be a D felony
No freedom for life

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