From the obvious files:
Went past a store today with a large sign proclaiming "If it's in stock, we've got it!!!"
.....ok, so if you don't have it, it's not in stock? What a rip!
It still doesn't amuse me as much as the New Orleans locals, all proudly wearing their no-shit-Sherlock shirts proclaiming "I survived Katrina!"
.....well, thanks for clarifying. I'd have never guessed that you survived, just from your being alive and walking around.
By the end of the month, my back tattoo should be finished. Happy birthday to me, I'm glad someone is thinking of me!
EDIT:Behold, the holy grail of humorous truth:
You can search all you want for the girl of your dreams. You can brave the dungeon of vulnerability, avoid the fireballs of embarrassment and dodge the dragon of apocalyptic, life-shattering rejection but seven times out of eight your only reward will be a midget in a vest saying "Sorry, your princess is in another castle."
Went past a store today with a large sign proclaiming "If it's in stock, we've got it!!!"
.....ok, so if you don't have it, it's not in stock? What a rip!
It still doesn't amuse me as much as the New Orleans locals, all proudly wearing their no-shit-Sherlock shirts proclaiming "I survived Katrina!"
.....well, thanks for clarifying. I'd have never guessed that you survived, just from your being alive and walking around.
By the end of the month, my back tattoo should be finished. Happy birthday to me, I'm glad someone is thinking of me!
EDIT:Behold, the holy grail of humorous truth:
You can search all you want for the girl of your dreams. You can brave the dungeon of vulnerability, avoid the fireballs of embarrassment and dodge the dragon of apocalyptic, life-shattering rejection but seven times out of eight your only reward will be a midget in a vest saying "Sorry, your princess is in another castle."
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No San Diego this year eh? How about Calgary then?