fuck your happiness! i'm so fuckin' sick of my friends finding there soulmates!!! it's like they all paired off while i was sleeping. it's as if the good ones fall for the bad ones and vice versa. oh jesus, george carlin makes my pants tight. i might be able to aford christmas this year. the next time any of you see a mother take a sharp object away from her child i want you to thank them. thank them for stopping the evolution of human kind. thank them for preventing the darwinian "survival of the fittest". thank them for saving their stupid child from its self. and then (if they haven't acosted you already) shake their hand and walk away. they'll never be the same. you'll never be the same. you'll feel like a human for the first time in your life. it'll be the first day of the rest of your life, just because you told the truth. the whole truth to some parent that didn't wanna hear that, atleast, not from you. whatever happened to jerry springer? is he still alive? is he still pretending to exploit mongoloid white trash and black trash and bilogical waste of every other color in the fuckin rainbow? if you met jerry springer what would you say to him? i know what i'd say. can i get some tickets, man? 